Tara Reid has a reputation for being drunk, pantiless, and sloppy 98.7% of the time. Somehow, she is assuming you want to be that way too. In a predictably bad business move, she is starting a fashion line called “Mantra.” According to the Dailystab.com, It’s supposed to be swimsuits and “casual wear” decorated with beads and charms. Yeah, like in grade school.
I haven’t seen it yet, but I’m thinking to be authentic, the line will be filled with ripped beer-stained shirts, ill-fitted skirts, and come with stickers you can paste on your knees to make it look like you just fell down.
NBC out of San Francisco reports that Del Martin, the awesome, astonishing and downright amazing lesbian activist…died in a local hospital with her wife at her side. She was a part of the first same-sex marriages in California, and 87 years old.
You’re an inspiration.
It was reported by OK Magazine online that Miley Cyrus said this to Pete Wentz backstage:
“I just met your beautiful wife backstage. I worship her — I’ll babysit!”
Who worships Ashley Simpson?
All I can say is that I’d hold on the babysitting request. I’m betting on that child being a weird lizard of sorts (I’d make a reference to the “V” Miniseries, but only the darkest nerds would get that). It might however, be green and lipsyncing some song. Children don’t come out with all the “surgical enhancements” that mama may have had….and sadly the talent gene isn’t really there. Poor kid doesn’t have a chance.
Not that all lizards are bad. That Geico Gecko is pretty cool…so maybe there’s hope.
While I was on the treadmill yesterday I decided the time might go faster if I watched the television in front of me. It was Rachel Ray…on multiple screens. She’s perky, high-energy, and seemingly excited about everything….and she’s got a pretty nice rack……Why have I never noticed this before?
There were so many great moments to reflect on…and we saw many of them represented here. They were winning medals, kicking butt, and really turning us on. So to commemorate the women who worked so hard this Olympics, I thought I would leave you with one final shot. Here are the women of the United States Rowing Team.
I’m not sure why they all have wedgies…but in the end, those are easy enough to fix:
Yes, the sight of two women “going at it,” can make the staunchest lesbian melt. But sometimes, you just have to admit when two women grappling on the floor, is just not hot.
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Love him or hate him, Donald Trump is a very lucky man. He once stated some pretty nasty (but arguably true) things about Rosie O’Donell, one of them being how terrible it would be to be her partner Kelly…because she has to kiss that face every night.
I know this is a lesbian blog…but gheesh, the guy’s got a point. Kelly, obviously had no comeback…I mean, look who the guy sleeps with…
What the Donald is banging…Melania:
Who Kelly is banging, Rosie:
Rosie always seems a little unkempt to me - she always looks sloppy. Like she needs to shower. I don’t base that on anything…just an opinion….and when you’re going “downtown,” it’s important to be clean, you know.
Melania on the other hand? Sign me up.
…clean, smooth, with melons from the Gods. If only that dress wasn’t so darn conservative.
It has just been confirmed that Kim Kardashian will be joining the cast of “Dancing with the Stars.” They are rumored to have denied the likes of Tara Reid for not being “family friendly” enough..but I’m thinking those same people have no idea what they’re in for:
- a “wardrobe malfunction” could be disasterous
- if just one competition requires Kim doing “the bump,” her partner may sustain life-threatening injuries.
- If people are honest, they don’t care at all if Kim can dance, they want to know what’s going on “back there,” and if they can slap it.
That said, she is definitely welcome to dance in my living room….and I’ll be dancing right along with her…my waltzing can be so graceful, just me and my dog in perfect harmony.
