There is no doubt, The Telephone video is sexy. Why? It’s all Gaga, from beginning to end. Beyonce just shows up. But hey, with the massive lesbian overtones, I’m cool with it. Check out the lesbian fantasy version of prison, and the new video…it rocks. Oh, and bye the way, if you really ever go to prison, this video will make you very disappointed.
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Joining the Lilith Fair lineup refueled my hopes that Kelly Clarkson is trying to become the lesbian I knew she always was inside. She recently confirmed the touring on JustJared.com by saying :“I’m so pumped for Lilith Fair!!… I’m doing 11 shows, I think?? We should have the dates on my website soon if not already! I can’t wait!”
You can’t wait to be singing with a bunch of lesbian icons or hooking up with a bunch of groupies…either way it looks very suspicious to me…in a good way. You know, that jilted love power-pop doesn’t come out of nowhere…
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I’m as shocked to be writing this as the next person…but if you’re into scrappy, fighting, possibly addicted and unstable chicks…it seems Lindsay might not be a bad choice. There are pictures where she looks 80 yrs old, and those where she looks pretty sexy. I thought I’d spare you and post the newest sexy one…courtesy of evilbeet.com from a recent photoshoot at Purple Magazine.
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Oh no, after seeing Amy Winehouse reuniting with her old drug buddy husband, I predict it’s just a matter of time before we see her running around in her underwear again, confused. I’m glad that at least she seems to have sprung for the 2 for one lunch special.
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She looks hot, and so very demure… but don’t let that pretty smile fool you. It’s happened AGAIN. I know, it’s the millionth time that Naomi Campbell is accused of abusing someone, but TMZ is reporting another one. This time, it’s beating her own driver from the backseat while he was taking her somewhere in New York City.
I like them as fiery as the next girl, but….come on.
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Recently, Jessica Simpson angered PETA for writing on her twitter “I’m thinking about getting a pet pig. Does this mean I’ll have to give up pork?”
This, in case you don’t know, is Jessica Simpson trying to be philosophical…or more likely, trying to figure out “the tough questions of life,” like if owning a pig means you shouldn’t eat them.
PETA’s response? “Pigs, who are smarter than dogs and every bit as sensitive to pain and stress, don’t belong in Jessica’s stomach or carted around as her latest accessory.”
What PETA should have said? “Pigs are smarter than Jessica Simpson and don’t belong in her stomach or carted around as her latest accessory.”
Rule for Jessica: Don’t have anything as a pet that could beat you in a game of checkers.
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Because he’s an absolute moron who abused his girlfriend, of course, he sees nothing wrong with Tiger sleeping with a thousand women (some say without protection) while his wife took care of his kids.
According to Celebitchy, Chris Brown recently said of Tiger Woods:
“I think, even with me, like I do music, I sing songs, like I’m an entertainer, I’m a performer, but people make mistakes,” the Forever singer told the show. “So my hat is off to him — I support him, I hope he gets back on the field and does his thing, cause he is the best at it.”
Of course your “hat is off to him.” He’s a million times as successful, talented, and wealthy as you are (despite being a douche) and you likely realize if you tried the crap you did with Rihanna, he’d beat you to a bloody pulp with his golf club.
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