Like any self-respecting lesbian, my gf and I take regular trips out to Provincetown. We often go out in the water in our raft, go whale watching, but this….THIS is the ultimate. While I assure you that trying to have sex in a raft is a precarious situation, a woman from New Zealand has just blown my mind.
Nadya Vessey suffered from a condition at birth that required amputation of both of her legs….so according to the Daily Mail:
” two years ago, she wrote to Oscar-winning special effects company Weta Workshop in Wellington, New Zealand, to ask them to make her a tail. She never believed they actually would. But for the people behind the special effects in blockbuster hits like ‘Lord of the Rings’, ‘The Chronicles of Narnia’, and ‘King Kong’, the task was a piece of cake. Now the astounded – and delighted – Nadya has a fully-functioning tail. “
I have to tell you…I really don’t understand why someone would want to become a Mermaid…but now that they have, I’m kind of curious.
I have no issue at all with disabled chicks…they can be incredibly hot. However, would you date a chick who had a mermaid tail? Is it different?
Either Samantha Ronson needs some tips on wooing the ladies, or she just decided to put it out there and be honest. Sam, give me a call about the ladies…I have a trick that involves Haribo gummy frogs that hasn’t failed me yet. Anyway…The following story illustrates many red flags. You know your relationship is in trouble when….(according to TMZ.com):
“During the acoustic concert at Genghis Cohen in L.A., Sam got “awwwws” from the crowd when she told ‘em “This is for Lindsay,” but the song included lyrics like “I’ll follow you out of control … I’m falling after you, in and out of love.” In her dedication Sam also said, “You get your heart broken sometimes and then you unbreak it and break it again.”
Linds was there — sitting front row with a digital camera — and said the song made her mad.”
What, she didn’t like the fact that her gf is “in and out of love” with you? Go figure. oh, and a tip…cut those nails.
Remember when Janet Jackson showed you how a “wardrobe malfunction” was done? Well, it seems Beyonce is copying that poorly too (yes, I haven’t gotten over her singing “at last” instead of Etta James at the inauguration). According to the Huffington Post, she had a bit of a nipple slip during her performance with Hugh Jackman at the Oscars.
My favorite part of it all? Nobody even cares…yes, there was a slip of nipple…but Janet? That was some breast.
I don’t even think she has herpes! Recent reports by eonline.com are that Nicky Hilton was shoved to the ground by a homeless guy when she was at the IHOP entrance around 5am. Foxnews reports that she proceeded to get her bearings, pin him down, and make a citizens arrest!
A few points to note:
Nicky Hilton likes IHOP? I like her already. But seriously, the girl seems to actually work for a living (designs handbags, etc..), doesn’t party every single day, and, I haven’t yet seen a crotch shot of her. Though, there is a little sadness around that one.
I’m sure she’ll be texting me before I even finish writing this sentence, but TMZ is reporting that Megan Fox has called off her relationship with Brian Austin Green. It’s about time…but if I were him, I would be crying in a hole, and never come out…I would be sending not only ONE itouch (like Chris Brown did to Rihanna, see below post) but thousands of them.
Basically, I’d be bargaining with the Devil and shoving my soul in his direction for one more night with her.
So yes it’s true, I’ve got a wicked crush. Megan, take pity on a poor, poor blog writer…..
Despite the horrifying battery she’s just taken, there have been numerous reports that Chris Brown actually is trying to win Rihanna back…you know, I guess thesuperficial.com reported that he sent her an iTouch for her birthday (the Hollywood equivalent of a paper towel when you have that kind of money). So who knows if she will be wooed back by his unique romance.
Grrlplanet suggest that if she isn’t going to be into chicks (sigh) that she stick with the one man in her life that will likely never abuse her….DJ, her dog. Isn’t he the cutest?
ps. Grrlplanet has no idea if DJ really is a male dog, but it worked for the story, and we’re going with it.
linda hamilton makes "judgment day" kind of hot.
You may have gotten it before…you are walking home just minding your own business, when some dude calls you a name, or makes a remark. You’re just supposed to “take it,” but these chicks clearly didn’t get that memo. According to the telegraph and argus:
“Two lesbian sisters who kicked, punched and stamped on a man who had made offensive remarks have been given suspended prison sentences….Terry Butler was left unconscious and needed hospital treatment for numerous grazes to his face, chest and arms… He told the sisters: “Each of you is old enough to know that this sort of behaviour is wholly and totally unacceptable.”
The sisters were apparently drunk, and went apeshit on his ass. He was reportedly punched and kicked in the head after making some offensive remarks.
I don’t condone violence, but I’m thinking that’s one person who won’t be dogging lesbians again.
I’m glad Amy Brian is on “our side.” According to Thepropeller.com, the chick has been in the Kansas National Guard for 9 years, fought in Iraq, and even survived an IED attack. So, in my book…she’s pretty cool. Unfortunately, her career was soon to come to an end:
A co-worker saw her out of uniform, at Wal-Mart, allegedly kissing her gf.
wow. scandalous. I guess that makes her unable to fight…you know, since hundreds of thousands of men kiss their girlfriends every single day and ALSO fight in war.
It seems like she’s lost her career. Investigated for “homosexual misconduct.” Amy says that she’s never hidden her tendencies, and no one during war seemed to have a complaint about it…well, until now.
I just want to say hats off to the many gay women who serve in the military despite unbelievable circumstances. According to Kansascity.com, “for fiscal year 2007, women made up 14 percent of the Army but accounted for 46 percent of all “don’t ask, don’t tell” discharges in that branch of the service.” That’s a lot.
