From the monthly archives:
Which is, of course, the sport of Softball. According to celebrity-gossip.net, Reese Witherspoon was spotted out playing softball a couple of days ago. It could be training for a new movie…or, as I like to assume…she’s taking the small steps into joining our team. Should we send a gift basket?
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This will both make you laugh and horrify you. It’s a strange commercial which seems to have June Cleaver advocating that you trim your girlparts. However, for what it’s worth…you really should be taking care of business “down there.”
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Poor Kathie Lee. Remember when her husband was caught cheating on her, and she seemed to have a bunch of plastic surgery? Well, it doesn’t end there. She was recently giving exercise advice and was quoted by Ok Magazine:
“Your buns go with you wherever you are. You can always squeeze your buns. Not in large gatherings: People will think you’re weird.”
Kathy, it is a little weird to be squeezing your butt every chance you get. Me? I try to squeeze someone elses.
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One of the most famous girl-daters in Hollywood is putting herself back on the market in a new funny video by “Funny or Die.” In this video, Lindsay places herself in the personals of eHarmony…
It seems like Lindsay has two things going for her: 1. An ability to laugh at herself. 2. A preference for going panty-less under her dresses. Would you date her?
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I’m not defending Miley Cyrus…I think she’s a big hypocrite who unfortunately might hate Asian people, but Jamie Foxx really stole the dumb hat, when he had this to say about her. According to thesuperficial.com, he said on his Sirius show about Miley :
“Make a sex tape and grow up,” he continued. “Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian and get some crack in your pipe. Catch Chlamydia on a bicycle seat. That’s what I want.”
So Jamie, what you want is for a 16-year old girl to have sex, smoke crack, do heroin, catch chlamydia, and have sex with other girls (likely so you can watch)?
I don’t know what’s worse…the possibility of Miley hating Asians, or Jamie degrading young girls. What do you think?
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What ever happened to that awesome 90s band, En Vogue? Who could forget “You’re never gonna get it” and “Free your mind?” I missed them today. They won more MTV video music awards than any other female group in history.
If you want to totally rock out on a Wednesday, check out a video with them performing live with Kelly Clarkson…Here. I jammed with it this morning…does that make me a total geek? maybe.
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Kelly…there is no need for you to be “riding washing machines” if you’re desperate. I know that you are “officially” an Electrolux spokeswoman…but do they really force you to do this?
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Yesterday was my birthday, filled with great food (that I posted on a twitter pic), lots of debauchery, and general awesomeness. Therefore, I took a break, and just enjoyed the show.
Many thanks to my mom, who endured a few hours of agony, and brought me into this world.
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