From the monthly archives:
Ever wonder why Hollywood chicks seem to have so many “nipple slips” and breasts falling out? It’s because they just don’t give a crap. Nicole Richie is a perfect example. We’ve seen her breasts from time to time, but she’s got a great attitude. She sums it up nicely on askwhat.com :
“I’ve just gone through so much in my life that pulling my top up just doesn’t seem like that big a deal.”
Amen, sister.
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Her boyfriend treats *this* like a sister?
Charlize Theron has called it off with her boyfriend of 9 years, Stuart Townsend. According to the Daily Mail, she ended the relationship after they “had become more like brother and sister than lovers.”
Stuart Townsend is officially the lamest man on earth. You can’t sex it up for your girlfriend if she’s CHARLIZE THERON? Email me Charlize…I promise you won’t feel like a sibling anymore.
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Go and Eat Pork!!!
According to Sky News, Argentine President Cristina Fernandez said that barbequed pork is responsible for she and her husband getting some good action over the weekend.
“Eating pork improves your sex life. I’d say it’s a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra.” she said in a speech to the leaders of Argentina’s pig farming industry.
“And let me tell you, I am a big fan of pork meat, and I am not just saying that to look good here.”
Um…it doesn’t make you “look good” Christina, it makes you look weird. But hey, I’m all for the President getting her freak on…even if it involves meat with sauce.
I’ll take a rack of ribs, please. (what harm could it do?)
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Tila Tequila just lost her supposed “fiancee” Casey Johnson to an overdose, right? If this were you…you might be doing a number of things – crying, isolating from others, crying, and crying some more.
Tila? She goes shopping.
According to Evil beet Gossip, she was out having fun for photogs and bagging some t-shirts as recently as the end of January – Casey died January 4th.
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I fully expected to find something awesome to love about a woman straddling a motorcycle….and yes, it’s a hot picture…but maybe because it features J-Woww’s best asset…and she’s kind of looking away. If she would only look straight ahead, with no face, it would be pretty much perfect.
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An oldie but goodie…it seems someone else finally shares my opinion of Jessica Simpson.
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In considering a camera purchase, I think of many things – quality of lens, and well, if it will land me chicks. This might be the best of both worlds.
Singapore advertisements are the best!
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