Recently, Jessica Simpson angered PETA for writing on her twitter “I’m thinking about getting a pet pig. Does this mean I’ll have to give up pork?”
This, in case you don’t know, is Jessica Simpson trying to be philosophical…or more likely, trying to figure out “the tough questions of life,” like if owning a pig means you shouldn’t eat them.
PETA’s response? “Pigs, who are smarter than dogs and every bit as sensitive to pain and stress, don’t belong in Jessica’s stomach or carted around as her latest accessory.”
What PETA should have said? “Pigs are smarter than Jessica Simpson and don’t belong in her stomach or carted around as her latest accessory.”
Rule for Jessica: Don’t have anything as a pet that could beat you in a game of checkers.
Because he’s an absolute moron who abused his girlfriend, of course, he sees nothing wrong with Tiger sleeping with a thousand women (some say without protection) while his wife took care of his kids.
According to Celebitchy, Chris Brown recently said of Tiger Woods:
“I think, even with me, like I do music, I sing songs, like I’m an entertainer, I’m a performer, but people make mistakes,” the Forever singer told the show. “So my hat is off to him — I support him, I hope he gets back on the field and does his thing, cause he is the best at it.”
Of course your “hat is off to him.” He’s a million times as successful, talented, and wealthy as you are (despite being a douche) and you likely realize if you tried the crap you did with Rihanna, he’d beat you to a bloody pulp with his golf club.
I love her music, I admit. But recently, my fantasies of a pantiless Ke$ha were washed away by a recent interview with BillBoard Magazine where she said things like..
“If you mean ‘party girl’ like, at a club with a short skirt on with no underwear, then no. I’ve gotten drunk before but never gotten a DUI. I don’t go to clubs. I try not to let my vagina hang out.”
You “try” not to let your vagina hang out? I’m not sure we can party, Ke$ha.
Though the Spice Girls were nothing but annoying to me, Mel B is now a bit closer to my heart. I love her matching mom/daughter haircut. It’s sorta cool.
Elin Nordegren has been through a lot of crap with her husband screwing everything that walks, and I genuinely like her. Why? She stays out of the spotlight (unlike the whiny Jennifer Aniston who is STILL talking about her relational woes with Brad), and she isn’t “sexing” it up for the cameras.
Still, she looks better than anything he was caught with.
Gotta give it to her.
According to CelebSlam, Britney Spears just dropped $100K on a new bathroom. Even with a plasma tv, rain shower, life-size Lindsay Vonn cardboard cut-out and a wall-sized shark tank (my dream bathroom), I’m not sure how I could spend that much money.
Okay Fantasia, so you have a bad haircut and dreams of being a “real” celebrity. The thing is, you’re not. So when you get hate mail, there is no reason to have high security around you. I get hate mail all the time. Buck up and deal with it.
..and while you’re at it. You might want to start closing your mouth in pictures.
I am just as surprised by this as you are, but when I saw pics from NYC Fashion Week of Kelly Osbourne, there was no mistaking it. All of a sudden, this formerly sloppy girl got her act together and morphed into a hot chick. It’s amazing what kicking a drug habit, getting some exercise and having a stylist will do.
Kudos Kelly, you look amazing.
