Only a special rack would be housed by a million dollar bra. Here’s Victoria’s Secret model, Adriana Lima, wearing the bra made of 3,900 diamonds and rubies. It seems itchy to me with that crap jewels hanging down on your abs all day….but who am I to say?
While I think my gf’s gozongas are perfect for such a bra, I am poor and romantically tell her that my hands are better than any million dollar bra, and that bras are for punks.
Unfortunately, my charm is lost on her, and she insists on wearing one anyway.
Suck. No action and armored breasts.


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I wonder if this can go through the washer machine or if it needs to be dry cleaned. I really hate buying things that need to be dry-cleaned, it’s such a chore!