After doing some “research” about the Miss Russia Pageant, I have to say that I’ve changed my opinion entirely. I finally found the location of some of the most beautiful women alive…and if I’m lucky, they just may drink enough vodka to not notice how terribly mannered I can be.
Then again, I am American! Just wait until they lift that ban on same-sex marriage, and I’m going hunting for a Russian Bride. My early pick? Alina Ivanova. She not have won Miss Russia (in my opinion, you were robbed by that Sophia Rudyeva), but you wear the sexiest fur hat I’ve seen.
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What a ripoff! The one my dad ordered was chubby and likes to shop at TJ Maxx.