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God Exists: Ann Coulter’s mouth wired shut, for real.

by Jul on December 1, 2008 · 4 comments

I can’t tell you how much guilty delight it gives me to bring you this story today, but the South Florida Sun Sentinel reports that Ann Coulter has broken her jaw and had to have it wired shut.

I have no idea how it happened, and I have no wish for her to experience pain…but silence? Absolutely.

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janet December 1, 2008 at 7:27 pm

Karma — that’s how it happened.

j.

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Amanda December 1, 2008 at 7:57 pm

Every time Ann Coulter mumbles… a fairy gets his wings.

Hooray for divine intervention! Chirstmas has come early this year, I say!

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Chelsea December 2, 2008 at 2:11 pm

OH GOD OH GOD

PARTYYYYY

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