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Ashley and Mary-Kate: Does EVERYTHING have to match?

by Jul on November 3, 2008 · 6 comments

The Star is reporting that Ashely Olsen is considering getting breast implants because she wants to be more voluptuous, and she wants Mary-Kate to get them as well, so they look “natural.” Mary-Kate supposedly does not want the implants, and likes the waify look she’s got going.

I guess gaining 10 pounds is out of the question?

Here they are in an advertisement for Badgely Mischka in 2006. Since I can’t honestly tell you which twin is which, here is a picture of them both. It’s one twin atop the other…as it should be.

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Kelly (Goldstar Dyke) November 3, 2008 at 6:44 am

Gack! These two are like a fashion magazine experiment gone bad. I’d be afraid I would poke my eye out if I went down on either of them.

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Amanda November 3, 2008 at 3:42 pm

Seriously- am I the only red-blooded woman in America who finds these two repulsive? They’re about as sexual as a hobbit.

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lisa moon November 3, 2008 at 11:27 pm

I think Mary-Kate is on top here… ;)
And it looks as though they’ve got an extra 10lbs in eyemakeup alone, too.
And, NO, you’re not the only one, Amanda! They don’t do a damn thing for me, especially since they tend to look like little girls trying to look ‘older’ to me.

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lisa moon November 3, 2008 at 11:28 pm

Oh, and the boob thing?! Seriously, there’s no way those toothpick women will look natural with any sort of enhancements like that. Try gaining a little weight, ladies. Seriously, I think it would work wonders.

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Julie November 4, 2008 at 3:54 am

They scare me! I think it’s their eyes or something…so tortured!

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jenny November 4, 2008 at 5:43 pm

Millions of dollars and none of it is spent on food. What a shame.

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