Rosie O’Donnell on a good day:
Rosanne Barr on a good day:
You know, I’m going with Barr. O’Donnell gets points for likely knowing her way around women (a thought that frightens me), but I think Barr is genuinely a nicer person and would be up for a little adventure in the sack. She seems less uptight, and maybe a bit cleaner.
Clean is important when you’re going “down there,” you know?
