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Brooke Hogan is a moron.

by Jul on July 22, 2008 · 5 comments

I’d like to report that this isn’t real, but it is. Brooke Hogan said on her new reality show “Brooke Knows Best,” that she doesn’t vote, and that she can’t imagine a woman running for President because they get “hormonal” during their periods and she couldn’t imagine running a country that way.

Whether or not you supported Hillary Clinton, I don’t really care. But to say that any woman is unfit? A total moron. Then again, this is coming from a girl who lets her father rub suntan lotion on her butt.

 Here she is, trying her best to look sexy. Unfortunately, she forgot it isn’t the 90s, and she’s no Gisele (who can pull off assless jeans any time she likes).

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Kelly July 22, 2008 at 7:37 am

I’m pretty sure she has a penis hiding under that denim. That would explain the anti Hillary comments.

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Annick July 23, 2008 at 8:20 am

Do people actually watch her show ? I would feel more outrage if this wasn’t coming from some D-listed child of a former roid-addled wannabe “actor” who wears a bandana to enhance his piratey side and hide his balding caused by overuse of testosterone to the point that his head resembles a dried tanuki sack. You just know that under their mansion, they’re secretly sporting a set of wheels and a trailer hitch. This fake-n-bake princess may know best, but only about how to be a punching bag for her inevitable baby daddy. She’s not even remotely relevant and I’d class her comments with the ramblings of Jesus and Lincoln down at the local nut-house.

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nurit4 July 29, 2008 at 12:50 pm

Brooke Must have a penis and a teabag she really looks like a tranny. Is it because all the roids that HULK did Brother !!!!

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