Camila Alves should have known better. If you want to have fun sex and you don’t want to get pregnant, do a chick (duh..). While she is pregnant with the lovechild of non-deodorant-wearing Matt McConaughey, he was partying it up in Nicaragua and…according to Star Magazine, her boyfriend was quite intoxicated and hitting on everything that crossed his path.
Here’s a picture of the loving father-to-be:
Camila, you may not be very smart, but you are welcome to join our team. 
