…unless you are reading British Vogue. A recent cover of The Danish model Freja Beha Erichsen, full story, etc..failed to mention that she is an ‘out,’ living happily, totally gay woman. According to Jezebel, Freja Beha Erichsen has been rockin’ it with chicks quite openly for a very long time….and she’s just got a sense of cool, that well, is pretty darn awesome.

According to numerous websites, it is alleged that Mel Gibson offered Oksana $15 million to keep the sexist, racist, abusive tapes under wraps. Turns out, after all the crap, it’s time for Oksana to give Mel the beat down. We approve.

Today, Lindsay Lohan reported to begin her jail time…and you know, after seeing the list of meds this chick is on, I actually feel bad that she’s so medicated. It’s no wonder she seems to have a problem with substances. But, nonetheless, she leaves us behind with a trifecta of mugshots. Which is your favorite – The most recent (on the left), her brief stint (middle 2007) or her DUI (in 2007)?
My favorite is the most recent. She seems to have finally mastered the pose for the camera, and after 90 days, she’d be particularly vulnerable to my charms…muh ha ha…

Whoopi Goldberg is either really an idiot, or really trying to cover her own butt. Let me explain. In the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Whoopi Goldberg denies that Mel Gibson is a racist or a bad guy…here’s what she said recently on The View :
“I know Mel, and I know he’s not a racist,” Goldberg said. “He may be a bonehead … I can’t sit and say that he’s a racist, having spent time with him in my house with my kids.”
Let’s see…there was that whole thing with the Jewish people where he said this according to TMZ: “F*****g Jews… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.” Gibson then asked the deputy, “Are you a Jew?” Then there are his statements about Hispanic people where he said this according to Dimewars: “I will fire (name omitted) if she’s at your house. I will make it known and fire her. I’ll report her to the f***ing people that take f***ing money from the wetbacks, OK?” And to top it all off are his recent comments about African-Americans where he said this to his girlfriend, according to RadarOnline: “You look like a f***ing bitch in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.”
Why would Whoopi lie like this? My theory? We protect when we want to be protected. What do you have to hide Whoopi? Possibly Gay?
What are your thoughts?

Take a look at that thigh. I have no idea what it reads, but I’m guessing it says something about me. Of course she denies it, and tells the August issue of Vanity Fair that it’s a tattoo especially for Brad. Nice location. Then again, how can she go wrong? I keep reminding myself…she seems crazy and she has a million children. Stay away….it’s a lure..
On vacation, Ellen and Portia relax in Mexico only a couple of days ago…I’m sure Ellen is still wondering how she bagged this one..


There are so many hot chicks who have recently split from their partners that it just makes summer better. Charlize Theron, Kate Winslet, and this one…Halle Berry. I didn’t used to be much of a fan of Halle UNTIL the breakup really – but she’s perfect. She always chooses the wrong guys, and that makes her particularly vulnerable to my hit-on strategy..being the shoulder to cry on. I imagine our conversation would be something like this.
Me: “Really Halle, he seems like such an animal…”
Halle: “Well..life has been so difficult since the break-up…and…”
Me: “I think you should stay with me tonight…I don’t want you to be alone through this.”
…see girls, it’s going to be a great summer after all. I’m such a great friend.

Venus Williams has never had a problem showing off her bottom, and it seems the French Open is no exception. Lingerie, a ripped back, booty in full display, panting and dripping sweat. Tennis has gotten a lot more sexual than I remember.