Today, Lindsay Lohan reported to begin her jail time…and you know, after seeing the list of meds this chick is on, I actually feel bad that she’s so medicated. It’s no wonder she seems to have a problem with substances. But, nonetheless, she leaves us behind with a trifecta of mugshots. Which is your favorite – The most recent (on the left), her brief stint (middle 2007) or her DUI (in 2007)?
My favorite is the most recent. She seems to have finally mastered the pose for the camera, and after 90 days, she’d be particularly vulnerable to my charms…muh ha ha…
Take a look at that thigh. I have no idea what it reads, but I’m guessing it says something about me. Of course she denies it, and tells the August issue of Vanity Fair that it’s a tattoo especially for Brad. Nice location. Then again, how can she go wrong? I keep reminding myself…she seems crazy and she has a million children. Stay away….it’s a lure..
There are so many hot chicks who have recently split from their partners that it just makes summer better. Charlize Theron, Kate Winslet, and this one…Halle Berry. I didn’t used to be much of a fan of Halle UNTIL the breakup really – but she’s perfect. She always chooses the wrong guys, and that makes her particularly vulnerable to my hit-on strategy..being the shoulder to cry on. I imagine our conversation would be something like this.
Me: “Really Halle, he seems like such an animal…”
Halle: “Well..life has been so difficult since the break-up…and…”
Me: “I think you should stay with me tonight…I don’t want you to be alone through this.”
…see girls, it’s going to be a great summer after all. I’m such a great friend.
Though rumors swirl that Lady Gaga has been relatively celibate, it seems that she’s discovered off the tour what we all already know. That fooling around with a nice looking lady is not such a bad way to relax.
It personally horrifies me that anyone would want to get some of that action (can you imagine what’s going on down there?), but apparently “somebody” does, and she seems both hot AND smart. Page six is reporting that Lindsay has been dating a woman about 13 years older than herself. Indrani is a photographer, reality star, a Princeton grad, and a nonparty girl. I don’t know if I believe it given the ever-present photos of Lindsay looking totally trashed, but here’s a pic of Lindsay (in the mask) and her rumored new girl, Indrani.
Some people think Maxim is a men’s magazine. It might be. It might show “traditional” notions of beauty and all that…but you know, sometimes, a pretty girl is just a pretty girl…and Marisa Miller is one attractive woman. Though, to me, nothing beats her motorcycle ad (Here).
This is an example of the “scandal pictures” from the internet that have been terrifying people around the upcoming Miss USA pageant. They say it’s “too sexy” and doesn’t represent true beauty. Well, first of all, since when has the Miss USA contest been about true beauty? I thought they were supposed to be scantily clad women who look hot. Here’s an example:
Oh, and in case you want to see more of this horrible, horrible sexiness up close and personal..the pageant for Miss USA takes place this Sunday, May 16th, 2010 and will air live on NBC at 7pm ET.
Have you seen the new video for “Not Myself Tonight?” Well, let me tell you…it contains some nice girl-on-girl interactions, and seems to convince me of one thing. Christina, you are waaayyy hotter when you are “not yourself.” But hey, judge for yourself:
Exhibit A: Christina with her husband Jordan, when being herself
Exhibit B: Christina when “not myself tonight”
pic via afterellen.com
