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Gaga makes Beyonce Relevant.

by Jul on March 12, 2010 · 0 comments

There is no doubt, The Telephone video is sexy. Why? It’s all Gaga, from beginning to end. Beyonce just shows up. But hey, with the massive lesbian overtones, I’m cool with it. Check out the lesbian fantasy version of prison, and the new video…it rocks. Oh, and bye the way, if you really ever go to prison, this video will make you very disappointed.

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Joining the Lilith Fair lineup refueled my hopes that Kelly Clarkson is trying to become the lesbian I knew she always was inside. She recently confirmed the touring on JustJared.com by saying :“I’m so pumped for Lilith Fair!!… I’m doing 11 shows, I think?? We should have the dates on my website soon if not already! I can’t wait!”

You can’t wait to be singing with a bunch of lesbian icons or hooking up with a bunch of groupies…either way it looks very suspicious to me…in a good way. You know, that jilted love power-pop doesn’t come out of nowhere…

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Lindsay looks surprisingly great.

by Jul on March 7, 2010 · 0 comments

I’m as shocked to be writing this as the next person…but if you’re into scrappy, fighting, possibly addicted and unstable chicks…it seems Lindsay might not be a bad choice. There are pictures where she looks 80 yrs old, and those where she looks pretty sexy. I thought I’d spare you and post the newest sexy one…courtesy of evilbeet.com from a recent photoshoot at Purple Magazine.

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Ke$ha is no fun.

by Jul on February 24, 2010 · 0 comments

I love her music, I admit. But recently, my fantasies of a pantiless Ke$ha were washed away by a recent interview with BillBoard Magazine where she said things like..

“If you mean ‘party girl’ like, at a club with a short skirt on with no underwear, then no. I’ve gotten drunk before but never gotten a DUI. I don’t go to clubs. I try not to let my vagina hang out.”

You “try” not to let your vagina hang out? I’m not sure we can party, Ke$ha.

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Tiger, your wife is way cooler than you.

by Jul on February 20, 2010 · 0 comments

Elin Nordegren has been through a lot of crap with her husband screwing everything that walks, and I genuinely like her. Why? She stays out of the spotlight (unlike the whiny Jennifer Aniston who is STILL talking about her relational woes with Brad), and she isn’t “sexing” it up for the cameras.

Still, she looks better than anything he was caught with.

Gotta give it to her.

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Kelly Osbourne is hot.

by Jul on February 20, 2010 · 0 comments

I am just as surprised by this as you are, but when I saw pics from NYC Fashion Week of Kelly Osbourne, there was no mistaking it. All of a sudden, this formerly sloppy girl got her act together and morphed into a hot chick. It’s amazing what kicking a drug habit, getting some exercise and having a stylist will do.

Kudos Kelly, you look amazing.

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Megan Fox in Armani.

by Jul on February 16, 2010 · 0 comments

I don’t know if you’ve seen them, but Megan Fox is now the face (or should I say the “vagina”) of Armani. So, we’ll get to be seeing a lot more of her in her underwear. Armani sells more underwear, and we get to see a hot half-naked chick all around town on huge posters for free…everyone wins.

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Bar Rafaeli got screwed…(not by me)

by Jul on February 11, 2010 · 0 comments

In my humble opinion, Bar Rafaeli should have had the cover to Sports Illustrated 2010. Instead, it was taken by Brooklyn Decker…who is meh. Here’s the hotness of Bar. Not bad, eh?

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