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Will Smith confessed recently to US Magazine that attacks on his buddy, Tom Cruise, were “painful for me to see.”

Um, then why didn’t you step in? Defend him? Will conveniently waited until the storm had passed and Tom was in the good graces of the press again before making a statement. It is reported that Will and his wife Jada have possibly converted to Scientology, although this can’t be confirmed. 

All we can say is that Will Smith is one crappy friend.  Redeeming quality? It has been rumored that his wife Jada has had at least one lesbian relationship. Reported in 2006 by numerous websites (Like d-listed.com), we hope it has some truth to it. She has not publicly denied the claims to our knowledge.

 Here is the four “friends” at an event: Jada “girls rule” Smith, Will “I don’t got your back” Smith, Tom “Crazy” Cruise, and Auto-wife Katie Holmes.

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S.O.S.

by Jul on June 24, 2008 · 6 comments

Rihanna has been the subject of many lesbian rumors, and we’re hoping they’re true.

Admitting that she isn’t in love with her friend Chris Brown, and sporting a new tattoo that contains the Roman Numerals of her “best friend” Melissa’s birthday on her shoulder. She admitted to showering with her recently in a men’s magazine, and in 2007, she was seen holding her hand. 

Here she is, in a surprise snapshot, cleaning up after a night of wild feather sex.  
 

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She knows women rock.

by Jul on June 18, 2008 · 0 comments

In a surprising comment, mom-to-be Angelina Jolie stated when asked about love scenes in her new movie by MTVnews.com that “Well, you know Brad was … I’ll always prefer rolling around on the floor with him than any other man,” she said. “You know, in general.”

“Any other man?” “In general?”

This is obviously an admission that she’d rather be doing chicks.

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In memory of the hot Angelina that actually was doing chicks. 

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When I used to see pictures like this in the Inquirer, or other magazines, I always assumed that the “other lady” with Jodie and the kids was the old nanny, housekeeper, or helper….and that Jodie’s girlfriend was some hot muffin at home just waiting for her in scanty lingerie. 

Turns out I was wrong…terribly, terribly wrong. 

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Anne Heche is poor.

by Jul on May 16, 2008 · 1 comment

Declaring that she is $364,000 in debt and only has $35,000 in the bank. 

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Well, I’ll take what’s in the bank, and we can have a little fun, but I’m not doing that silly “let’s dress up as an alien” thing you made me do last time.   

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Oprah isn’t a bad sugar mama.

by Jul on May 15, 2008 · 1 comment

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Oprah recently purchased her “friend” Gayle a $7.1 Million Penthouse in New York City. Isn’t it funny how they both are not married, will not marry, and Gayle reported (on Oprah.com with Lisa Kogan in 2006) that “If Oprah were a man, I would marry her.” 

I say Gayle is a top.  

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Larry, Larry…it’s okay to like it.

by Jul on February 12, 2008 · 0 comments

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I’m not sure why the Senator Larry Craig from Idaho decided to declare “I’m not gay” rather than “I didn’t do it” as one of the first things out of his mouth when he is asked for a public statement. You know, there’s nothing wrong with anal sex or oral sex…but there is something definitely wrong with this guy engaging in it.

Creepy

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