Florence Henderson (Mrs. Brady to all of you Brady Bunch fans) recently admitted that she caught a case of PUBIC LICE after a one night stand with the Mayor of New York, John Lindsay, in the 1960s. I guess she had it treated soon after.
This pretty much tops my list of things I wish I didn’t know.
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This is the full interview. After your anger subsides, just calm yourself with the knowledge that this guy played football, and has likely taken many MANY blows to the head.
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Everyone knows that Tracy Morgan recently said some VERY homophobic things at a stand-up act. Let’s see, so far he is accused of saying that gay people are “mistakes,” that he would stab his son if he was gay, and that being gay is a choice…he also said that lesbians are “just pretending,” because OF COURSE we would all rather have a man.
Well, I guess we see who has been *really* just pretending all along. He soon issued a statement that he was sorry and that it all “went too far.” What surprises me, is that nothing like this happens unless you actually feel it. Like, I would never “go too far” hating on someone I didn’t actually hate…you know?
So, what do you think will happen next? I’ve voting for “sensitivity training.” Mostly, because it’s what all bigots do in Hollywood when they want to keep their job, and he’s Tina Fey’s bitch really…and she’s a huge GLBT advocate.
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If you follow Kirstie on Twitter, you will soon realize that she’s probably the most annoying woman on earth. I dropped her about 10 tweets in. The most annoying part of it, is that the lady can’t just be herself – loud and obnoxious as she is, she can’t just be HER. Recently, she has been claiming to be a size 6. Now, I’m a waify thin chick that can’t keep weight on to save my life – I look like a stick, and would LOVE a little curves…so why not just embrace what you’ve got? Instead, she goes around clearly lying about her size. If this is a size 6, then I have completely lost touch with the female body…and believe me, I haven’t.
So Kirstie, you’ve got curves, and you’re NOT a size 6. Be a good role model, stop yo-yo dieting, and just do something healthy for yourself. Just say I’m a size 12 or whatever you are, live a healthy live, and screw the rest.
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This is the kind of woman I could never date. Sure, she’s not half bad, but the exterior is all a lure for the insecure, bossy, desperate woman she seems to be. Example? Remember when she picked out three engagement rings for her boyfriend to “surprise” her with one of them (a HUGE HINT for her boyfriend to marry her)…well, it seems the relationship is over, and they are officially split.
I would have run about one hour after that engagement ring nightmare. Commitment is something you choose, not something you are trapped into.
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Sure, she can rap like a mom on fire, but she’s crossed a line. Starting a rumor about yourself being a lesbian, for attention, is the oldest (and lamest) trick in the book. I mean, there are some of us who “are” sexy, and some who have to try to start rumors to “be” sexy.
Clearly, she is the latter. If you want to start a rumor, Nicki, about having sex with Rihanna, the least you could have done is actually hook up with her once or twice. Gawker reports that Nicki wants to be sure no one thinks she is ACTUALLY a lesbian…because, you know, THAT would be “ridiculous.”
…besides, if you want to really see a female rapper on fire, watch Amanda Blank. That chick will blow you away. Here’s a taste:
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In yet another sad attempt to hold cleave onto some sort of fame, Jennifer Aniston is trying to hack a fragrance. I don’t know about you, but there is nothing about the smell of pot and desperation that appeals to me…
I guess I’m not alone. Early reports are that the fragrance sales are just like her movie sales – bombing.
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If you need some last minute stocking stuffers, you might want to think twice about going to Target. Sadly, it is being speculated by the Awl that although apologizing about giving money to vehemently anti-gay candidates in the past…they’ve been continuing that practice.
As an employer who always says great things about their GLBT employees, it’s just shameful that behind their back, they may be giving money to the very people that make their life difficult.
Shame, shame target.
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