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Nerd Week: Portia hits a home run

by Jul on March 30, 2011 · 2 comments

Yeah, she’s hot, and you hate Ellen everyday for her absolute luck in snagging her…but you’ll respect Portia far more after reading her story. Her book Unbearable Lightness was called “breathtakingly honest,” by some, and I’d have to say I agree. I wasn’t even going to read it because I assumed it would be one of those celebrity books that really sucked, but sold a few copies because their name is famous.

It isn’t like that at all.

She talks in the book like a friend after you’ve had a few glasses of wine and things get honest. Any woman will relate to her brutally honest self-critiques, and her descriptions of her struggles with anorexia are just mindblowingly descriptive and frank. She just gets dirty with her illness, and she puts it all out there – freeing, I would imagine, for her. Anybody who has ever had body issues will find her an unlikely champion.

She also talks about her real struggles with coming out, accepting she was into chicks (which we are all so happy she is), and how she came to terms with exactly who she is.

After reading the book, you’ll love her for it….and maybe like yourself a little more too.

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Suddenly, my floors seem very dirty

by Jul on December 18, 2010 · 2 comments

I cannot believe that I am still into this chick. She’s 90 years old (okay, maybe not 90), and I still think she would rock my world. In fact, I would beg her to.  While I once paid very well for a woman named “Theresa” to help out around my house, I can tell you, the woman who washed my floors looked nothing like this. Kudos to Dolce & Gabbana for fulfilling my fantasy of having a fling with the maid.

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DADT is over. Thanks to all.

by Jul on December 18, 2010 · 0 comments

It is long overdue that this bill finally ends discrimination in the military, and Grrlplanet thanks all those who worked to repeal this bill. Especially those we sometimes forget (wasn’t Olympia Snowe a total fox?).

From this point forward, no one can be discharged under this law.

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Fantastic lesbian commercial

by Jul on May 30, 2010 · 0 comments

The picture quality isn’t fantastic, but it’s worth it. If you don’t melt, you are made of stone my friends…stone! We need so many more of these commercials…and the Walker red. Yeah, that too.

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Tina Fey’s got your back.

by Jul on March 27, 2010 · 1 comment

If you don’t have the cash to pick up the April edition of Esquire, let me give you a sneak peak. The interview is fantastic, but the pictures are even better. She’s a super-cool MILF, a funny woman, and clearly a necessity to take to parties.

Who doesn’t love Tina Fey?

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Sandra Bullock needs to Drive Away.

by Jul on March 25, 2010 · 0 comments

I feel badly for her. She commits to someone, and they turn out to be a total loser. Not only did he allegedly cheat on her (possibly 3 times or more now), but he reportedly didn’t use protection with all of those skanky chicks. If I were Sandra, I’d be running to the doctor.

I’ve got nothing bad to say about this woman. I’d take her in a heartbeat. Yeah, she’s 45…but she’s just gorgeous. Wherever you’re at Sandra, we totally support you.

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Tiger, your wife is way cooler than you.

by Jul on February 20, 2010 · 0 comments

Elin Nordegren has been through a lot of crap with her husband screwing everything that walks, and I genuinely like her. Why? She stays out of the spotlight (unlike the whiny Jennifer Aniston who is STILL talking about her relational woes with Brad), and she isn’t “sexing” it up for the cameras.

Still, she looks better than anything he was caught with.

Gotta give it to her.

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Straight man marries complete stranger.

by Jul on February 11, 2010 · 0 comments

Brian Feldman is my favorite guy right now. As a straight guy who lives in Florida, he thought it would be a statement on same-sex marriage if he did the most absurd thing he could think of….marry a complete stranger. He asked for strangers, three showed up at the courthouse, and he married one. Here’s the awesome video.

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