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The clue for me of her downward spiral, was when I read that she fell into a cactus when drunk earlier. But then again, I’m quick like that. Has anyone else noticed that Lindsay is AGAIN out of control. Here is her recently leaving a bar in Beverly Hills. I can hear her liver crying from here.
Now, either she’s on the sauce again, or she has lost all use of her legs. I’m actually hoping it is the latter…because at least then, she might live another few years.
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I feel badly for her. She commits to someone, and they turn out to be a total loser. Not only did he allegedly cheat on her (possibly 3 times or more now), but he reportedly didn’t use protection with all of those skanky chicks. If I were Sandra, I’d be running to the doctor.
I’ve got nothing bad to say about this woman. I’d take her in a heartbeat. Yeah, she’s 45…but she’s just gorgeous. Wherever you’re at Sandra, we totally support you.
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Here’s a pic of Jamie Lee Curtis having lunch with a friend in LA last week. According to the Daily Mail, Curtis yelled at her “female friend” so angry that she cried. Yeah, anger isn’t pretty.
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Okay, here’s the scoop. Tammy wrote an entry in her blog yesterday that seems like it says pretty plainly that Melissa is cheating. Then…she deletes it.
Well, here it is…read it for yourself and decide. Is Melissa cheating?
Deleted entry from Hollywood Farm Girl (aka Tammy):
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Monday, February 15, 2010
AH, SWEET MUSE AND KEYCHAINS
well here she sits the truth eating at the flesh like acetone to fake nails
melting
disfiguring
disforming
soon she’ll be handicapped from all this withholding all this restraint to save what? for why?
how unpopular to voice the truth that does not match the super hero
the cape the theme song the tv show the movie the image
she wonder how long one thinks she will swallow one’s comings and goings and say nothing at all
tip tip tip tipping point
pointing straight up to the surface where the water breaks and the air begins where she can finally breathe again oxygen
no lies no images no bullshit no MUSE
what happens when she is done with the muse? some toss it aside some hoarders put it in a box and bury it some pretend it is not there anymore some just close their eyes and find a new muse elsewhere
someone they “finally connect with” someone who “finally understands them” someone who “is peaceful” someone that is “more in line with how they live”
we can all find reasons to leave the soulmate and find another marriage gets messy life gets dirty
love gets dusty especially if you refuse to garden it but yes a soulmate is only a soulmate
when you keep your soul involved and treat the other one like a mate
none of that and it’s like emotional abandonment or old pizza same thing same attitude
downdog find your balance core sun salutation
beMUSEd
there’s always another song to be written about what one can’t have about what one aches for about how perfect life might be if only she-were yours and not the one you have
no the one you’ve been building with
oh to be amused again
to laugh at the courting oh to pshaw the perfect planning
oh to have seen she was the girl in the wings
#239
god bless
don’t let this flesh eating virus erode her veins, eat its way to her heart and give a sad ending to this journey
no need no need the sun carne up today there’s worse things than to end this way
secrets kept secret oh so secret secret how much longer, rocky, how much longer?
slogans sayings melted into shirts and keychains
oh, she loves a giggle, oh to be aMUSEd.
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A recent wind gust at the Australian Open may have answered all of your questions. Does she wear a g-string? Does she wear cool lace low-riders? Nope. Turns out, they look like your grandmas underwear…only sweaty.
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It takes the gays to do a job this good…
According to the Guardian, Cindy McCain has followed in the steps of her awesome daughter Meghan in support of rights for same-sex marriage. While it could be that Cindy (who is 18 years younger than her husband, John McCain), is genuinely supportive of gay rights…I think maybe she was subliminally putting herself out there for some action. I mean, its likely been years since she’s gotten any real satisfaction in the sack and there’s gotta be a girl out there somewhere looking for a cougar.
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happy no more?
I’ve got no “formal” proof but a few friends who say they are avid blog readers, and Tammy Lynn’s blog seems to hint that things have not been going well for the couple for a while now, and they may be calling it quits. Are they breaking up? Maybe or maybe not. I have to say it wouldn’t surprise me, and my supersecret lesbian spies are saying it just might be the case.
That darn Tammy Lynn “expecting stuff” like a lifelong commitment….standing by her wife with cancer, tending to her every need and having children with her…but hey, what do I know. My idea of a hot date is eating out with some awesome mexican (take that however you like…I love both tacos and smokin’ latin chicks).
It’s just speculation – but I’ve got a few sources, and you may see it hit the press soon…a Grrlplanet prediction. You heard it here first.
ps. I was asked to come out of “grrlplanet” retirement to start writing periodically, so I thought I would jump out with a bang. Are you surprised? Subscribe to the feed…
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I may be going away for a while…to Argentina. According to Mercopress.com, Valeria Mazza is under investigation by the Argentine Government for possibly shafting them for about $2 million in unpaid taxes.
Should she be found guilty, I have a personal aircraft on standby, and lots of crimes to commit to join her in our sweet South American lovenest. Mommy’s coming…
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