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Old School Lindsay Lohan making out with Paris Hilton.

by Jul on September 27, 2010 · 1 comment

Here are some grainy shots from News of the World that report that in 2007 this is Lindsay Lohan having an intimate moment with Paris Hilton:

It is little wonder to me, then that we then see her using what appears to be heroin in the same bout of film (could you imagine making out with Paris?):

Like I said, although these were reportedly taken in 2007…and though I make fun of her, it really is becoming obvious that Lindsay Lohan is not just a spoiled, overspending, entitled, possibly bisexual woman….but rather a self-loathing, addicted, confused, and out of control woman.

We wish you well Lindsay…get it together.

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Lindsay Lohan gives her finger to the law, and walks.

by Jul on September 25, 2010 · 0 comments

After two failed drug tests (reportedly for Cocaine and Adderall), and supposedly going “straight to jail” if she violated… somehow the miraculous Lindsay Lohan does it again. No jail time. If I did this much blow, I’d have been locked up for life. Are you outraged or happy for the girl?

She’s a firecrotch magician I tell you.

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Lindsay Lohan isn’t drinking?

by Jul on April 15, 2010 · 0 comments

The clue for me of her downward spiral, was when I read that she fell into a cactus when drunk earlier. But then again, I’m quick like that. Has anyone else noticed that Lindsay is AGAIN out of control. Here is her recently leaving a bar in Beverly Hills. I can hear her liver crying from here.

Now, either she’s on the sauce again, or she has lost all use of her legs. I’m actually hoping it is the latter…because at least then, she might live another few years.

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Sandra Bullock needs to Drive Away.

by Jul on March 25, 2010 · 0 comments

I feel badly for her. She commits to someone, and they turn out to be a total loser. Not only did he allegedly cheat on her (possibly 3 times or more now), but he reportedly didn’t use protection with all of those skanky chicks. If I were Sandra, I’d be running to the doctor.

I’ve got nothing bad to say about this woman. I’d take her in a heartbeat. Yeah, she’s 45…but she’s just gorgeous. Wherever you’re at Sandra, we totally support you.

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Jamie Lee Curtis will rip you a new one.

by Jul on March 12, 2010 · 1 comment

Here’s a pic of Jamie Lee Curtis having lunch with a friend in LA last week. According to the Daily Mail, Curtis yelled at her “female friend” so angry that she cried. Yeah, anger isn’t pretty.

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I am (pretty) sure Melissa’s Cheating on Tammy.

by Jul on February 16, 2010 · 28 comments

Okay, here’s the scoop. Tammy wrote an entry in her blog yesterday that seems like it says pretty plainly that Melissa is cheating. Then…she deletes it.

Well, here it is…read it for yourself and decide. Is Melissa cheating?

Deleted entry from Hollywood Farm Girl (aka Tammy):

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Monday, February 15, 2010

AH, SWEET MUSE AND KEYCHAINS

well here she sits the truth eating at the flesh like acetone to fake nails

melting

disfiguring

disforming

soon she’ll be handicapped from all this withholding all this restraint to save what? for why?

how unpopular to voice the truth that does not match the super hero

the cape the theme song the tv show the movie the image

she wonder how long one thinks she will swallow one’s comings and goings and say nothing at all

tip tip tip tipping point

pointing straight up to the surface where the water breaks and the air begins where she can finally breathe again oxygen

no lies no images no bullshit no MUSE

what happens when she is done with the muse? some toss it aside some hoarders put it in a box and bury it some pretend it is not there anymore some just close their eyes and find a new muse elsewhere

someone they “finally connect with” someone who “finally understands them” someone who “is peaceful” someone that is “more in line with how they live”

we can all find reasons to leave the soulmate and find another marriage gets messy life gets dirty

love gets dusty especially if you refuse to garden it but yes a soulmate is only a soulmate

when you keep your soul involved and treat the other one like a mate

none of that and it’s like emotional abandonment or old pizza same thing same attitude

downdog find your balance core sun salutation

beMUSEd

there’s always another song to be written about what one can’t have about what one aches for about how perfect life might be if only she-were yours and not the one you have

no the one you’ve been building with

oh to be amused again

to laugh at the courting oh to pshaw the perfect planning

oh to have seen she was the girl in the wings

#239

god bless

don’t let this flesh eating virus erode her veins, eat its way to her heart and give a sad ending to this journey

no need no need the sun carne up today there’s worse things than to end this way

secrets kept secret oh so secret secret how much longer, rocky, how much longer?

slogans sayings melted into shirts and keychains

oh, she loves a giggle, oh to be aMUSEd.


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Venus Williams has boring underwear.

by Jul on January 28, 2010 · 0 comments

A recent wind gust at the Australian Open may have answered all of your questions. Does she wear a g-string? Does she wear cool lace low-riders? Nope. Turns out, they look like your grandmas underwear…only sweaty.

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Cindy McCain looks airbrushed and awesome.

by Jul on January 28, 2010 · 0 comments

It takes the gays to do a job this good…

According to the Guardian, Cindy McCain has followed in the steps of her awesome daughter Meghan in support of rights for same-sex marriage. While it could be that Cindy (who is 18 years younger than her husband, John McCain), is genuinely supportive of gay rights…I think maybe she was subliminally putting  herself out there for some action. I mean, its likely been years since she’s gotten any real satisfaction in the sack and there’s gotta be a girl out there somewhere looking for a cougar.

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