Yes, he’s a huge heterosexual african-american male with a mustache, but according to TMZ.com, he was recently caught running a stop sign (and cited for DUI), because he was in a rush to get some oral sex. He told the police officer that in all honesty, he was just going to go around the bend and pull over for a blow job…and that the lady in the car had given him one a week earlier, and it was the best he’d had in his life.
I don’t follow basketball, and maybe the guy’s a total jerk, but he had a reportedly very attractive chick in the car and was just looking to get around the corner to get some action.
Think about it, ladies. For the best you’ve ever had…would you run a stop sign? um…yes.
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I can definately empathise!!!
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Red light, stop sign, wrong way down the street .. whatever was required!
And I thought I was the sensible one. Thanks for setting me stirgaht.