Her boyfriend treats *this* like a sister?
Charlize Theron has called it off with her boyfriend of 9 years, Stuart Townsend. According to the Daily Mail, she ended the relationship after they “had become more like brother and sister than lovers.”
Stuart Townsend is officially the lamest man on earth. You can’t sex it up for your girlfriend if she’s CHARLIZE THERON? Email me Charlize…I promise you won’t feel like a sibling anymore.
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