I was happy to have been invited to check out Chelsea Handler’s recent tour (above) with my gf, pick up a “hot pocket” t-shirt, and see the woman up close and personal. I’ve been a fan for a long time….Here I was thinking she’s just playing a boozy, easy, foul-mouthed wondergirl. I was in a for a pleasant surprise.
Yeah, she repeated a couple of jokes twice, slurred some words, and seemed pretty trashed….but the lady was hysterical. Nothing was off limits, nothing held back, and she had a more significant lesbian following than I anticipated (which hey, if the word got out that “alcohol” and an “easy woman” are in the same room…it’s no wonder).
Chelsea was a “hot mess.” Her blond ponytail ruffed, her shirt a bit disheveled. It’s like she had a roll in the hay moments before coming on stage…with a simultaneous I.V. of Grey Goose. Where was I?
She’s an equal opportunity offender, the Howard Stern of women, and if you get offended easily, it isn’t the show for you. I won’t spoil the show for you if you decide to go by repeating her content, but I walked away still laughing….and discovering that there are definitely some women in this world who would scare me in bed…Chelsea is one of them for me.
So..on the list of women who would scare me in bed, Chelsea now tops them all. It used to be Bjork. Who tops your “scariest but I’d love to lay them” list?
Here’s a bit from her last stand-up act if you don’t know her…it’s very tame, but I wouldn’t play it at work.
