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All Aboard to “Cougar Town!”

by Jul on November 3, 2008 · 3 comments

Hollywood insider reports that one of my favorite cougars, Courteney Cox, is coming back to primetime TV to star in a comedy called “Cougar Town,” that will be about a single 40-year-old mom. The rest of the plot is yet to be determined…but let me tell you how I envision this.

Single 40-year-old Courteney Cox meets up with hot young lesbian blogger, ditches her husband, and finds life with the blogger to be a “slice of heaven” (her words, not mine), “the best sex I ever had,” and a “rediscovery of self.” Courteney is forever grateful to the blogger for her later coming out experience, and they live happily ever after on the beach where Courteney wears nothing but bikinis.

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Meredith November 3, 2008 at 4:12 pm

Whenever I see her, I think of the Friends episode with her in the Cat Woman costume for Halloween. Damn cougar, she can hang out in my back yard anytime.

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Sabrae Carter November 4, 2008 at 12:09 am

She is definatly a Cougar in her own right! :) But she will always be “Monica” to me

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Dawg November 4, 2008 at 7:08 am

Just in! Cougar hunting legal in Canada!

Hunting Gear Needed:
1 Small Trap Net
1 Spiked Leather Collar
1 Leather Whip (for control purposes …)
1 Pair Dyke Boots
Pink Camouflage Clothes
Map of Courteney’s Body

Happy Hunting! *wink*

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