Courtenay Semel throws down and burns hair of ex-gf.

Courtenay Semel...

Wow…this is lesbian drama at it’s peak. According to page six. Courtenay Semel beat the crap out of her ex-girlfriend, Casey Johnson (band-aid heiress), and then lit her hair on fire. I guess because Casey was having a fight with her current girlfriend? Here’s what page six had to say:

“Casey had a fight one night with her current girlfriend,” heavily tattooed Lisa Marie Alvarez, a Los Angeles source, told Page Six. “Casey went to Courtenay’s house, and Courtenay proceeded to beat the crap out of her, and then she lit her hair on fire. Casey had to be hospitalized.”

This should help out almost all of my readers. No matter how unbelievable your ex-girlfriends might have been, they likely weren’t as crazy as Courtenay Semel. Who, by the way, I predict will soon be single again. Yes, she’s the daughter of that guy from Yahoo!, and rich as crap, but I like my hair…thank you.

Rumor has it that Casey is now sporting a new, much shorter hairdo after the burning incident.

no more poof for casey johnson...

ouch.