It’s early, and I don’t know if you’re ready for this, but according to the Sun, Demi Moore has had a pretty wild time with lesbians and her breast milk. According to Madonna’s brother, Christopher:
“We went out and Demi was dancing up on me and humping me from behind. She was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends. My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me: ‘How do I get breast milk out of my black dress? I replied: ‘How the f*** would I know? Call Demi!”
I want to say something funny or witty here….but you just can’t follow that….
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Who wants a bowl of fruit loops?
Demi Moore is hot, but I have no interest in her breast milk. freaky.
Can’t say I’d mind too much if she’d squirted me! I used to have a massive thing for her, too.
And human milk is THE incredible superfood for humans (quite sweet compared to cow milk) and not at all weird when you think of the fact that most of us drink the milk that cows make to grow calves calves big and strong enough to stand within days of being born!