I hate getting pulled over by the cops. It’s never good. It interrupts any sexual action I was getting while driving, and generally is a real killjoy. Anyway, it looks like I’m not the only one who gets her share of tickets.
Tmz.com reports that Ashley Van Dyke was arrested in California when she didn’t want to cooperate with the traffic police. What did she try to do? Like every Hollywood celebrity, she attempted to use some lame excuse to get out of it by saying she was “a race car driver.” Okay, she really IS a race car driver…but still….she was arrested under suspicion for DUI.
When will these ladies learn that getting out of a ticket is as simple as unbuttoning a few extra buttons? I’m not saying all police chicks are lesbians…but if I were a cop, I’d certainly give this chick the “cuffs” and forget about that whole silly ticket thing.
Are all chicks that drive race cars hot?
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Dear lord… does this mean I’ll have to start watchin Nascar races!?!?
Thank you for the comment, it made my day. I love it when people take the time to write out some hellos.
Your site is like my guilty pleasure. I’m not a big pop culture person, but every once in a while my mind begs me to look at what’s going on. You have a fun, flirtatious and yet professional manner, and I respect that. :D
What city do you live in, if you don’t mind my asking? The difference between city and country is, naturally, VAST. Everything is quieter, slower, simpler out in the middle of nowhere–big change from the complexities of daily city life. I’ve written a lot about it all.
Oh my…two of my favorite characteristics – she’s beautiful AND she drives fast! and I thought Danica Patrick was the only hottie in reacing…
that’s my sister!!!