Something that’s always kind of amazed us is how Ellen does it. Week after week she cracks jokes, dances on that stage and has a blast…with middle american housewives? The same people who dance around and cheer for her wildly would likely vote for her not to be able to marry – it’s a strange position.
She even announced her engagement on television – that’s bravery.
Anyway, sometimes people deserve a bit of applause, and we’re not opposed to giving it out. Kudos to you Ellen…and if you want to send your soon-to-be hot wife over to give me a backrub…that would be awfully nice of you. I love happy endings.
Ellen Degeneres: Remarkably Mainstream.
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it always ends up with you getting some or being macho shit about “sexy” hot girls
you talk like a maniac man
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“always” is a pretty strong word…of the 5 posts yesterday, one did end with me thinking Portia was hot and loving a backrub from her. A girl can dream…and I don’t think enjoying that is being a “man” or “macho.” Wouldn’t you like one?
Lesbians like girls too…they aren’t just for men. That’s the point. In real-life, I don’t think Portia’s coming my way anytime soon…I don’t have the fame, money, and I’m not in my 50s. Now, the late Estelle Getty (golden girl, “sophia”) who died yesterday….SHE would have been the threat. Not me.
Join the party Anon…you’ve got funny things to say.
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There’s always one who has to rain on the parade
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Anon,
you talk like a maniac woman
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