Eva Longoria is supposed to gain weight for her next season of Desparate Housewives. She said she stopped working out and “eats everything in sight” (aka still nothing). The real secret to her “weight gain,” however seems to be that, according to US Weekly, she is wearing “thigh pads, stomach pads, and butt pads.”
Is it me, or is she the most annoying woman around? If you want to turn into Kim Kardashian, wear your butt pads, but if you want to really gain weight, you’ll have to eat food.
I know, I’m a genius, but someone has to tell her the secret. I understand why Tony married her though…if she’s quiet enough, she’s almost tolerable. 
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