Whether you are into butches, femmes or anything in between, this photo of Kristen Stewart for Elle is wow:

Thanks to heavy.com

Don’t you ever wonder who those whacky people are who fall in love with Jeffrey Dahmer or other serial killers? Now, that could be you! I couldn’t believe it when I heard about it…and true enough, this is a REAL site! It’s called  Meet an Inmate, and it’s sad, weird, interesting and little quirky I guess. But…it was just too good not to mention.

Just think – it’s a girl who will likely not cheat on you, rely on you for daily needs, and you know where she is 24/7. Winning?

Now this is the cutest, most awesome family friendly ad I’ve seen in a while. THIS is what the controversy is about:

I guess after the One Million Moms didn’t get their way with the Ellen ad (by the way, I firmly believe that most of them actually laugh along with Ellen, even if they wouldn’t vote for her to be married)…they now are hating on this ad.

They said that JCPenney has clearly chosen a ‘side’ on this issue. JCPenney stands by its add…knowing that representing ALL families isn’t choosing a side at all…it’s just including everyone – and getting them wicked good press.

It’s officially true that people will pay for anything if a celebrity has their name on it. According to the Superficial, this is an example (and oh, there are so many) from Courtney Love’s art show called ’And She’s Not Even Pretty’ in New York City on May 2nd.

These are the exhibits that give art a bad name. It looks like drugs mixed with childlike thought mixed with a little insanity…wait…who drew this again?

You would think that when you are Judith Light, and haven’t been relevant in years, and someone spots you on the NYC street that you would LOVE to have a fan – but apparently not.

We locked eyes, I pulled out my camera, and she bolted.

Notice her wearing a huge winter jacket in the middle of a sunny, warm day….and running on a ‘pedestrian stop’…I was totally going to chase her. But, it was not meant to be because I was with the girl, and she was completely humiliated at my enthusiasm.

You win this time, Judith.

I know, even the thought grosses out the average woman, let alone those of us that prefer the ‘fairer sex.’ But, I did kind of find it funny that someone could be so horrible that they had to write and tell others about it. That’s just sad. Here is the full story of the stripper who was so bored with Jeremy Piven in bed that she was thinking about the football game on mute.

oh, and does anyone else remember that he used to be bald? When did he get hair? Apparently having hair didn’t change his lame ‘game’ with the ladies.

Yes, somehow “Blossom” is relevant since her role on the Big Bang Theory. The actress wrote a book, and if you are ever wondering how to raise a kid, here is a preview from The Daily Mail:

“The 36-year-old has detailed how she breastfeeds her three-and-a-half year-old son Fred and how she and her husband allow him and Miles, their six-year-old son, to sleep on two mattresses on the ground with them every night.”

Am I the only person who thinks breastfeeding a kid who can TALK is creepy?

I know it’s really Miley because it shows all the poor judgment I have come to adore about her. While I admire her biking in a tight black minidress, I do think that if you’re going to go that far, what’s really the point of the attempted cover-up?

I’d just jump out in front of her and force a REALLY HARD TURN. The kind the requires both hands…and all that hard work would be for naught.