…unless you are reading British Vogue. A recent cover of The Danish model Freja Beha Erichsen, full story, etc..failed to mention that she is an ‘out,’ living happily, totally gay woman. According to Jezebel, Freja Beha Erichsen has been rockin’ it with chicks quite openly for a very long time….and she’s just got a sense of cool, that well, is pretty darn awesome.

According to numerous websites, it is alleged that Mel Gibson offered Oksana $15 million to keep the sexist, racist, abusive tapes under wraps. Turns out, after all the crap, it’s time for Oksana to give Mel the beat down.  We approve.

Today, Lindsay Lohan reported to begin her jail time…and you know, after seeing the list of meds this chick is on, I actually feel bad that she’s so medicated. It’s no wonder she seems to have a problem with substances. But, nonetheless, she leaves us behind with a trifecta of mugshots. Which is your favorite – The most recent (on the left), her brief stint (middle 2007) or her DUI (in 2007)?

My favorite is the most recent. She seems to have finally mastered the pose for the camera, and after 90 days, she’d be particularly vulnerable to my charms…muh ha ha…

Whoopi Goldberg is either really an idiot, or really trying to cover her own butt. Let me explain. In the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Whoopi Goldberg denies that Mel Gibson is a racist or a bad guy…here’s what she said recently on The View :

“I know Mel, and I know he’s not a racist,” Goldberg said. “He may be a bonehead … I can’t sit and say that he’s a racist, having spent time with him in my house with my kids.”

Let’s see…there was that whole thing with the Jewish people where he said this according to TMZ: “F*****g Jews… The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.” Gibson then asked the deputy, “Are you a Jew?” Then there are his statements about Hispanic people where he said this according to Dimewars: “I will fire (name omitted) if she’s at your house. I will make it known and fire her. I’ll report her to the f***ing people that take f***ing money from the wetbacks, OK?” And to top it all off are his recent comments about African-Americans where he said this to his girlfriend, according to RadarOnline: “You look like a f***ing bitch in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.”

Why would Whoopi lie like this? My theory? We protect when we want to be protected. What do you have to hide Whoopi? Possibly Gay?

What are your thoughts?

Take a look at that thigh. I have no idea what it reads, but I’m guessing it says something about me. Of course she denies it, and tells the August issue of Vanity Fair that it’s a tattoo especially for Brad. Nice location. Then again, how can she go wrong? I keep reminding myself…she seems crazy and she has a million children. Stay away….it’s a lure..

Seems like Mel Gibson has done it again. According to TMZ.com, Mel was recorded, screaming at his girlfriend and baby’s mother, Oksana Grigorieva, “You look like a f*king pig in heat and if you get raped by a pack of ni**ers it will be your fault.”

Another reason to choose the beaver.

Shanna Moakler is more than just Travis Barker’s sloppy seconds – she’s got a great sense of humor, and supports gay rights. When the  former Miss USA contestant, Carrie Prejean (homophobe),  got married, Shanna got her a great gift. A Waterford Crystal frame with this photoshoot inserted:

Okay, so maybe she isn’t a lesbian in ‘real life,’ but Paula Patton (the awesome and hot lesbian teacher from the movie ‘Precious’) is rumored to be joining the cast of Law and Order: SVU. Keep your fingers crossed that she and Mariska get it on.

I hate that my toothbrushes need holders…so this invention is killer for me (and the Red Dot Concept Award they just won).  They have a weeble-wobble kind of things in them so that no matter how you set them down, they come back up. Why has it taken until 2010 for toothbrushes to stand up on their own? I’m getting 20 in case they go out of business.

An unfortunate picture of Mary J. Blige with an enormous wedgie courtesy of drunken stepfather. There are so many things to say, but you know…pictures are worth a thousand words. Some words that come to mind are “pick your wedgie or this is what others will have to look at,” and “never get a lip tattoo on your butt.”