Tempest Storm is an 80-year-old burlesque performer (stripper) in Las Vegas who still knows how to turn a head or two. In a recent interview, she says that the secret to her long-standing success is that she does it “classy,” and doesn’t “just rip” her clothes off…sometimes taking two or three songs to get down to her undergarments. She used to be a lover of Elvis Presley in his prime, and had the eye of Sinatra and many other men. 
While I agree that a long striptease is a good one, my girlparts are confused. Do you want your gf doing a striptease for you when she’s 80? My head says no, but my parts are saying maybe?
