It was a night like any other as Glenn Close sat in the chair to talk to Jimmy Fallon. I expected a total snoozefest. What I saw was both horrifying and curious as she stuffed handfuls of mini carrots into her mouth, replicating a stunt her daughter pulled at a family gathering. I began to ask myself “how many will she put in there?” and “could this be in anyway useful to me sexually?”
Being a small-breasted girl, her capacity clearly exceeds my input. Sadly, I went to bed.
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This totally freaked me out, I don’t know how you didn’t have nightmares!
I don’t know if its true, but I have heard the saying many times and from rellies that the bigger or larger a woman’s mouth, the larger her vagina is. And, thats not a compliment (meaning, if she is ‘large’ down there, then she is ‘overstretched’ or ‘not tight).
So, men would go for small-mouthed women! Her large mouth, therefore, would not attract men.
Anyway, thats how the saying goes.