I don’t know if you guys have been to Gwyneth’s new website, GOOP yet…but if you haven’t, I wouldn’t waste your time.
It instantly brings you to a page where you can click on some elements….I, embarassingly clicked on a butterfly that said “Be,” to which I found an article with this quote:
” My life is good because I’m not passive about it. I want to nourish what is real, and I want to do it without wasting time. I love to travel, to cook, to eat, to take care of my body and mind, to work hard.”
All I can say is that all those things are pretty darn easy when you have millions of dollars, don’t really have to work, can go anywhere you want, and hire anyone you wish (including me, Gwyn, I’m available). It’s not that most of us are “passive,” it’s that most of us are kind of poor…and have to do those things Gwyn doesn’t that “wastes” our time.
I’m not sure what I’m supposed to be getting out of it, except a reminder that my life sucks and hers is great.
Though I don’t like to admit it, yeah, I might still go out with her. But…she’d have to wear this everyday…aside from when she was washing it. Then, she’d just have to be naked:


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ROFL — I know right!?
I don’t know how my life got here, but Tina-cious? She no happee.
Everytime I see I think someone needs to force feed this bitch a bagel!
She’s related to Shane, so, there it is. No Bagels in that family.
I think things like this happen from those sorts of folks whose noses are permanently so high up in the air, the rareified atmosphere and lack of oxygen makes them forget that us ‘little people’ don’t indeed have hired minions who watch our children, clean our homes and tend to all those annoying details that life throws our way (see children), leaving them plenty of time to keep their bodies hot, even if they eat like pigs.
True, she is Shane’s cousin; check her out in an old Saturday Night Live episode where she plays Joan Jett with a black wig. The resemblance is striking.
Makes me think of ‘Shane’ in “Art School Confidential’, playing (surprise surprise) a lesbian who utters a fabulous line about her and the female lead ‘bumping donuts’. Bagels, donuts… close enough.