There are so many hot chicks who have recently split from their partners that it just makes summer better. Charlize Theron, Kate Winslet, and this one…Halle Berry. I didn’t used to be much of a fan of Halle UNTIL the breakup really – but she’s perfect. She always chooses the wrong guys, and that makes her particularly vulnerable to my hit-on strategy..being the shoulder to cry on. I imagine our conversation would be something like this.
Me: “Really Halle, he seems like such an animal…”
Halle: “Well..life has been so difficult since the break-up…and…”
Me: “I think you should stay with me tonight…I don’t want you to be alone through this.”
…see girls, it’s going to be a great summer after all. I’m such a great friend.
