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Does anyone else hate Jennifer Aniston?

by Jul on November 14, 2008 · 558 comments

Look, I understand that Jennifer Aniston was once on the cast of a very successful television series (Friends) but if we’re honest, aside from Office Space, she’s really bombed at the box office. I also understand that she once was married to Brad Pitt, and now is dating John Mayer. In my opinion, anyone who’s been with Jessica Simpson should be an automatic “no.” So, she’s got bad taste in men? That doesn’t make you worthy of a cover. My aunt Rita has horrible taste in men, and she’s never been on Vogue.

The thing about Jennifer Aniston is that I’m just sick of seeing her. I think she’s become boring, and repetitive. She’s not the “All American Girl” that Oprah and others would have you believe, and she’s not relevant. To me, she seems to cling to her old fame, choose b-list movies, whine over old relationships, and need so much coddling that she seems insecure. It’s just my opinion. She’s not bad looking, but I could think of a thousand women I’d rather have sex with.

So Jennifer, if you’re reading, it’s not that I hate you in the “angry, mean” sense…I just need a break. I don’t want to see you on covers, I don’t want to hear you complaining about Angelina, I don’t want to hear about your dating life or see you on television. Do something interesting. Act well, take off your clothes, or just make me laugh. We had a good run when you were on Friends…and when you find another series that is interesting, and you are actually earning your fame, I’ll be happy to welcome you back into my life.

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Mrs. Gon May 23, 2009 at 10:02 pm

I really really dislike Jennifer Aniston! She is soooooooooo LAME! Get over BRAD already! He has a beautiful and TALENTED wife with a brood. She so pathetic to still be attached to him. What a LOSER!!! GET a NEW life JEN!! Angelina can kick your a$$ anyday of the week!(in movies, in being sexy, in modeling, in being a partner and in being a MOM) But she doesn’t cause you are not WORTH THE TIME!

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lori May 26, 2009 at 7:52 pm

I can’t believe I found this site! I too CAN NOT stand Jennifer Aniston!!! I think this site will be my guilty pleasure from now on, just to check on all the JA bashing.

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khandi88 May 28, 2009 at 5:31 am

jennifer aniston is really, really annoying with that phony laugh and her mopey voice. but angelina jolie has got to be the single most overrated woman on the face of the earth. i cannot for the life of me even begin to imagine why so many people – men and women – are so attracted to her all of a sudden. and for anyone to call her the most beautiful woman on earth is a total slap in the face to women. firstly, she stole men away from laura dern, meg ryan, uma thurman and – as much as i can’t stand her – jennifer aniston and won’t own up to it. then she goes off adopting kids left and right and going all “do-gooder” on us in an attempt to erase the fact that she’s a homewrecker. i’m sure she’s a nice person and she is somewhat pretty but there are other women who are far more attractive than she is….like jessica alba, britney spears, scarlett johansson, megan fox, jennifer connelly, christina aguilera, jessica biel and nicole kidman. i know, this isn’t an angelina bashing thread this is a jennifer bashing thread, but i just needed to get that off my chest. i still think jennifer is the most repulsive person ever but angelina, as pretty as she is, is wayyyyy overrated.

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Sal June 6, 2009 at 10:03 am

To khandi88 and the other tabloid believers who fell for the LIES that Angelina is a ‘homewrecker’ (there is no such thing, becuase no third person can ‘wreck’ someone’s marriage only the two IN the marriage can wreck it), let me SET YOU STRAIGHT.

Angelina has NEVER come between a couple. Dern and BBT were over LONG before BBT married Angelina. This has been ascertained as fact. The timeline of the relationships, available on the net, even prove it. The Dern thing was absolute BULLSHIT! Oh, and its interesting to note the irony of Angelina being blamed for Dern/BBT relationship which was over LONG before Angelina came on the scene, which the ironic FACT, is that Laura Dern HERSELF broke up Ben Harper’s marriage. Ben Harper had an affair with Dern, and he was MARRIED and had CHILDREN, yet Dern didn’t care, she was more than happy to ‘take’ a married man away from his wife and children. So the total irony of Angleina of course, being INNOCENT of the accusation, when people go on about it, because Dern HERSELF ‘broke up a marriage’, she broke up a family! Yet, WHERE is she attacked?!?? NOWHERE! It seems the COMPLETELY INNOCENT are lied about, besmirched, witch-hunted and destroyed, but trhose who TRULY are GUILTY of ‘homewrecking’ are ignored. The irony and injustice and ironic unfairness makes my blood BOIL!!! :(

The same with the other couples the TABLOIDS had you believe. Angelina was either married or in a relationship with someone else, at the time the rumours and lies about her with these other ones (Hawke, Ryan, etc) were created. Timelines of when she was accused, and who she was married to/with at the time can completely DEBUNK these LIES, so please DON’T BELIEVE THEM! And lastly, its now been proven that there was no affair with Jolie/Pitt at the time of the movie shooting and before Aniston and Pitt announced their formal split. Never, NEVER, has a woman been so innocent and so victimised and LIED about like Angelina. She has NEVER been a homewrecker, she has never come between any couple, and the evidence IS there, if you want to look, to debunk the LIES about her. Angelina is INNOCENT of all these accusations and lies.

And I hate Aniston because of her hateful and immature vicious fans who automatically blamed Angelina for Aniston’s failure in her marriage and for taking her career over her marriage vows to Brad and lying about children. I hate her for this vicious campaign he slimy lowlife fans have been waging against Angelina. THEY have made me HATE with a PASSION, Jennifer Aniston. Never have I LOATHED with such an intensity, a person ever before. And its all due to her fans that started this witch-hunt against Angelina who never did anything wrong in the first place! Aniston and her rotten evil fans are proof retroactive abortion should be made compulsory, in my opinion.

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Catherine June 9, 2009 at 2:12 pm

I think Angelina is awesome and a great lady. She gets flack from the press, but I think she’s great. She’s not #1, but certainly up there on my list of the world’s most gorgeous women. But Jennifer Aniston…UGH!!! Everytime I see her ugly face, I just want to puke!! She’s so annoying and always out there talking about her breakups thinking we even give a shit! She is so beyond pathetic it’s sad! Does she even know how many single women are out there and who are happy?! No law says we all have to be in relationships in order to be happy – this applies to both women and men. People get in relationships just to be with someone, not to show someone off as arm candy. I hated Jennifer even more after she forced John Mayer to escort her to The Oscars. He looked really uncomfortable and out of his eliment. But, hey, as long as she had her trophy boyfriend with her to show up Brangelina, that’s all that mattered to her, right? At least Mayer wised up and left her crying in her coffee. Good for you, Mayer!!

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ms lynne June 15, 2009 at 7:12 pm

Aniston is not an actress, she is an entertainer~and not so good at it. Jodie Foster on the other hand is a proven acress, as well as humble and carries herself well, without having to get naked and make moronic statements to get attention. No matter what kind of work one does, those who strive to do better and be more effective and visibly improve their performance have a notably stronger base than their peers. Many female actresses have those qualities, Aniston is certainly not one of them. She can stand in front of a camera, that is apparent, but she CANNOT act.

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lauren June 16, 2009 at 1:57 pm

i hate her
jesus christ thank god theres other people who dont like her as well! shes a ugly, wrinkly, sad old woman who will die alone and i hope she does, she doesnt deserve any man she deserves a deformed pig. She loves her self shes like oo look at me im gorgeous. love your f**k ugly and a sad pathetic woman who CANT act! ‘Catherine Says:’ catherine oh my god, u made me laugh when u said she makes me want to puke HAHA its true though shes a ugly ugly ugly ugly! woman! grrrr i hate her ! and the whole angelia jolie thing? she is gorgeous and she can act! shes amazing her, jennifer WISHES she was her deep down its obv she does, and she cant be her, and its funny coz shes such a bludy horrible woman! HAHA aniston!

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lauren June 16, 2009 at 2:09 pm

i hate her
jesus christ thank god theres other people who dont like her as well! shes a ugly, wrinkly, sad old woman who will die alone and i hope she does, she doesnt deserve any man she deserves a deformed pig. She loves her self shes like oo look at me im gorgeous. love your fucking ugly and a sad pathetic woman who CANT act! ‘Catherine Says:’ catherine oh my god, u made me laugh when u said she makes me want to puke HAHA its true though shes a ugly ugly ugly ugly! woman! grrrr i hate her ! and the whole angelia jolie thing? she is gorgeous and she can act! shes amazing her, jennifer WISHES she was her deep down its obv she does, and she cant be her, and its funny coz shes such a bludy horrible woman! HAHA aniston! shes a silly fukin slag who needs to get a life ! stop showing her saggy fukin tits off and her ugly wrinkly fukin body and use sum of her fukin money to make her fukin saggyness go, thts if its fukin possible to do tht to tht ugly bitch. same as kay above i thort i was the only one who hated her and thank you all for fukin beeing able to see the uglyness. that woman makes me puke her ugly face. jesus christ when i see her i want to smash her ugly face in ! grrrrrr horrible horrible woman!

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WomynEmpowered June 17, 2009 at 12:58 am

As if I didn’t need anymore amunition for my utter disgust over this poor excuse for a woman, she is onstage at this event that is supposed to celebrate powerful women in the media who have made a difference. Yet this pathetic chick goes onstage and rather than talk about her career, she goes on and on about *what else???* HER STUPID CRAPPY LOVE LIFE!!!!! And when they were doing a news story on it you could see the look of disgust on these women’s faces as if to say, “So you don’t have a man? Get over it!” Even Holly Hunter said Jennifer is pathetic. I think she is a total afront to women’s lib with her pathetic demeanor, her “look at me” attitude and just the way she presents herself. Angelina Jolie is still one of the world’s most beautiful women and many girls and women look up to and admire her for her strength and what she does to help people in need around the world especially women and children. Yet, we get stuck with all this Jennifer Aniston CRAP!!!!! It’s like her every move has to be documented at all times!! Jennifer THIS!!!!! Jennifer THAT!!!!!!! I would much rather see Angelina helping the world and looking stunning than that piece of trash Jennifer Aniston anyday!

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Nathaniel June 17, 2009 at 8:47 am

I don’t know if a man’s opinion is allowed around here, but I am all the way with all the Jennifer Aniston bashing around here. First of all, the woman gets way too much coverage and doesn’t seem to back away from the media. I am so sick and tired of her using interiviews that are supposed to be about publicizing movies and yet rather than talking about the movie she starts wining on and on about being single. UGH!!!! Jennifer, it’s not the end of the world!! I’ve been divorced, I’ve been dating and I’m not seeing anyone at the moment! I’m not having any breakdowns! GEEZ!!!! Lots of people out there are single and on their own!! She makes it seem like she’s the only one!! So pathetic already!! GET A LIFE, LADY!!!!!!! I agree, Angelina is an amazing woman because she’s loving and everything she does is to help others and her actions are always unselfish. But all Jennifer Aniston cares about is winning the world’s pity! Sick of this woman!!

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helios June 18, 2009 at 5:00 am

yep i hate seeing her everyday…. gotta admit though…. her publicist works hard lol

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mia June 19, 2009 at 4:11 am

i read on here just now someone mentioned classic shows like the facts of life where women were real and relatable and how we need to see this show again rather than friends. babe, i could not agree with you more! i grew up watching reruns of facts of life in the late-’80s and ’90s and lemme tell ya that show is a million times better than friends. at least the girls on facts of life had meat on them and didn’t look like they could collapse at any minute and you didn’t see them jumping into bed with anything in pants every ten minutes. and all the girls on facts of life can act circled around winey aniston. as for her single status omygod she should really give it up already! and for her to go onstage at a women’s event and drone on and on about her single life is beyond pathetic! and this is what the press covers rather than all the other great women who have long careers. and yeah the women there did look exasherbated over this pathetic woman. that and jennifer cannot act her way out of a diaper bag. she just plays herself all the time. she sucks. and props to john mayer for dropping her after she made a man-candy out of him at the oscars. angelina jolie is an amazing woman. i don’t care what she does in her private life. at least she ain’t out there talking about it all the time. she’s out there helping people.

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corabeth June 20, 2009 at 8:30 am

git outta hea saying a crap show like facts of life which is like an old show is betta than friends! u have no taste! friends is a great show and a million times funner than facts of life! that show was from a time when tv shows sucked and always had to get all sappy and shit! as for jen aniston i agree she needs to get a life! i actually went from liking her to not being able to stand her cuz she is always talking about her breakups! and an event that spotlights strong intelligent women is no forum to publically gripe about being single! i don’t hate her but i really can’t stand her! but it’s not like she’s kate gosslin or the octomom for god’s sake!

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jane June 28, 2009 at 11:18 pm

Jen is maybe confused for not having anyone as close as Brad
Coming her way again. I mean, when she’s with him she said
He’s not the love of his life. Maybe she took him for granted.
Now that she lost him she realized that to look cool again, she
Has to find another prince charming. I will respect her more if she
Come to the oscar by herself or with her mom.

And about her uncool remark.. Maybe she’s entitled to it, but
Its not a wise comment. Nicole Kidman never bad mouthing
Penelope Cruz, ever. Tom left her even more cruelly maybe than
Brad b’coz at least Brad is honest with Jen. While Nic said she
Doesn’t know the reason why Tom dumped her.
If Jen takes it like Nic does, it will be a lot more peaceful for anyone
Involved. Thus everyone can move on easier and find their
Own happiness. And their fans won’t be at war for 5 years :)

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debby July 12, 2009 at 7:32 pm

this woman is so overrated already. everyone keeps saying she has the best body in the world. come on! she’s skin and bones for god’s sake! her head is bigger than the rest of her skinny little body! how about celebrating REAL WOMEN for a change with meat on their bones?! and i am SOOOOOOO sick of hearing this woman drone on and on about her pathetic love life! give it up already! get a life, lady!

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melis July 19, 2009 at 3:58 pm

Thank you! I don’t know her so I can’t really say what she is like, but that face is just not that pretty. Her chin juts out and she is about as plain as that Sarah Jessica Parker.

And its not like I’m such a great looking gal, but you don’t see my mug everywhere telling everyone how gorgeous I am.

I think its the media and how they keep telling us what is beautiful. Its like when Michael Jackson said he only had two nose jobs. HELLO!!? We aren’t that stupid.

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Vanity July 20, 2009 at 6:45 am

Melis, let us not diss MJ on here, alright? Because the man just died and he was one of the kindest individuals on earth. Anyway I do agree with you. Jennifer thinks she’s the greatest thing on earth. And whenever she’s in a movie, even in a small roll, she has to go around turning it into HER movie! Like when she did “He’s Just Not Into You” last year, she was the one going on “Oprah” and all these talk shows turning it into HER movie when Drew Barrymore was the star…and the one who produced it. She did the same thing with “Friends”, Courtney Cox was supposed to be the breakout star, but alas, Jen Aniston had to go out there flaunting her horrendous hair and talk about being fabulous. Then when she did that movie, “Picture Perfect”, ten years, or so, ago, Jay Mohr, her co-star, said that Jennifer didn’t give him the time of day and was too wrapped up in herself. Many call her “America’s Sweetheart”….I call her “EgoManiac”!

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Tom S July 25, 2009 at 12:12 pm

Jen does absolutely nothing but silly romcoms while playing Rachel Green over and over again

She has no talent at all!

And angelina! She’s sexy smart funny great humanitarian talented GREAT mother…basically everything jen is not

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Bedford July 27, 2009 at 4:46 pm

I am so glad to have found this website and to know I’m not the only one who hates J Assiston. I despise her! I watched one episode of her crappy show and threw up. And I hate myself for even thinking about her. I think she’s smart enough to know she’s a shitty actress (noone could be that self delusional), but she doesn’t care, and she”s laughing at all the poor saps who admire her and meanwhile laughing all the way to the bank. She’s milking her undeserved fame for all it’s worth now knowing she’ll fade into oblivion one day soon (not soon enough). She must have some great agents who are able to promote a piece of crap like her–they are the ones who really have the talent to pull off this BS and dupe the public. Everyone talks about her ugly chin and fake boobs and fake nose, but what about her ugly huge ears. Check that out.

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Klaus July 29, 2009 at 4:44 pm

Jennifer Aniston is a waste of carbon and water. She is a pathetic, sad, vain, shallow, talent-free person. I am so glad I found a site where I can be direct about my utter disdain for this “entertainer.” Thank god brad Pitt got real and dumped her. She gets dumped ALL the time, and there has to be a reason for that. Bradley Cooper wasted no time announcing that they were “just friends.” He certainly doesn’t want to be on that loser’s bandwagon. jennifer, just go away. How you EVER became a famous person is totally beyond me.

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Klaus July 29, 2009 at 4:48 pm

P.S. She MUST have a scorching case of herpes or something; that has to be the root of why she dates someone for a few days, and then gets publically dumped. I can hear the poor guy’s tires screeching out of her mansion’s driveway as I write this.

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amber July 30, 2009 at 5:19 am

jennifer’s “fame” is fading fast. notice she is hardly being talked about anymore? thank god!! i love angelina jolie though. she’s as beautiful inside as she is outside. and megan fox is just an angelina wannabe but she’s skanky. angie ain’t skanky. she’s a good person. i also love jennifer connelly. and i got really pissed off when the far superior connelly got totally outshined by crapiston during promotion for “he’s just not that into you”. same thing on “friends” when courtney cox basically got the shaft while crapiston soaked up all the hype and became the star of the show when her only acting abilities is to whine and cry and shrill every ten seconds. the only thing she had going for her was her hair. but courtney cox is alot prettier and alot funnier, not to mention a far better actress.

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Billy July 30, 2009 at 8:03 am

Definitely appeals to the Proletariat only!

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lori July 31, 2009 at 9:04 pm

In regards to Billy on July 30th. If we bloggers are of a lower class b/c of our opinion’s, then may I ask…what about you? I mean taking the time to read 98 blogs or for that matter even going into this site, its not as if you did not know what it would be about!!! Or does it just feel good to be so self-righteous?!

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Billy August 1, 2009 at 8:39 pm

To Lori: I’m a prole myself, just one who hates her and what I meant to get across is that JA’s schitk is low class, i.e., posing nearly nude for GQ (very cheap and I wonder how much she got paid for that??), and how did she ever manage to make Vanity Fair? Unbelievable. She’ll do anything to make a buck and to make sure everyone is impressed with her “fabulous” body. If she was such a great actress she wouldn’t need to prance around half naked. Would you ever see Merill Streep posing like that? Sorry, but it’s hard to ignore JA because everywhere I look, there she is and I’ll never understand what people see in her. That’s why I just had to check out this site. I thought I was the only one who can’t stand her, and I’m so glad I’m not the only one.

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Nina August 5, 2009 at 1:22 am

Oh GAWD I am so SIIIIIICK of this woman!! Seriously…she needs to just go away!! Now she’s playing the “role model” card in order to help her cope with being single!! Honey, you are the farthest thing in the world from being a good role model!! By parading around with John Mayer in front of Brangelina at the Oscars and then talking about her love life during an event that was supposed to celebrate strong, powerful, independent women, she is in no way any kind of role model!! She needs to stop talking so much about her love life and just keep that portion of her life private and just stick to using her talent as an actress…oh, wait!! She has no talent as an actress!! Oh, well, we use what we can!!

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lori August 12, 2009 at 3:52 pm

BIlly, I’m sorry I got my panties all in a wad. I really thought you were commenting about the bloggers, I was in the wrong. Hey, at least I have noticed that google searches for Ms. Asston has decreased a considerable amount. Maybe….just a thought here….. she is going away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Billy August 14, 2009 at 10:55 am

Lori: Have you heard??!! The “great dramatic actress” (JA) is now considering opening a restaurant? Wow! If the food is anything like the acting, YUK, BARF, ICK. Besides that, I thought her personal chefs did all the cooking for her just too too Fabulous dinner parties at the just fab mansion in BH. Billy

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lydia August 18, 2009 at 12:39 pm

the reason jennifer aniston hasn’t had a hit movie out since “friends” ended is because she’s too busy moping about her singlehood to actually take acting lessons.

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krista August 21, 2009 at 3:16 pm

All of u bitches are rude! I love how all of you are like angelina jolie is so classy! Haha u have got to be kidding me right?! First of all what is classy about stealing some other womens husband?! Jen has every right to still be upset about, I would be beyond pissed and upset if my husband did that to me! Ya so wat if jen has posed nude on magazines so has angelina jolie and jolies been in tons of movies where she’s nude. Angelina may be a good humanitarian, but if I had a past like hers I would be trying to kiss some ass too so everybody likes me! Jennifer anniston is naturally pretty and angelina just looks like a biker chick. I like jennifers movies I think they are good, they may not be box office hits but ppl have different opinions on wat movies they like! Jennifer is a great actress and she’s funny and cute! She’s the type of girl who seems so much more approachable than angelina jolie who seems to aggressive at times!

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jill August 21, 2009 at 4:22 pm

ha, you people are so foolish. do you think she gives a FUCK what people think. do you know how many OTHER MORE IMPORTANT PEOPLE LOVE HER?!? and are fans of her?? ask yourselves this please. why is she still around then? I dont think everyone thinks she’s boring, people like me. :)) i’m sure she really cares what all you idiots are saying. she has everything. ya her movies arent oscar worthy, but i dont think it matters. the important thing is that people see them. angelina is a disgusting person. shes gross. ya she adopts kids blah, blah, blah. what about alll the kids here that dont have homes? does she care about them?
NO.
brad pitt is a pig.

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marissa August 21, 2009 at 4:23 pm

karrisa! amen! :)) JEN ROCKS. have any of you rude people ever talked to her? Hahaha. you all are so stupid. like she caress.

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anon. August 21, 2009 at 4:25 pm

i think her fame is here to stay. this blog is fucking ridiculous. she seems amazing, angelina is a lesbian, nasty skank. HA. jennifer aniston is fit, cute, and has awesome hair god dammmit.

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annabelle August 21, 2009 at 4:27 pm

i would love to see some of these people writing these comments. see what you all do then compare it to jennifer aniston. ;]
just a thought.
XOXO.

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lori August 21, 2009 at 9:35 pm

Hey, were all entilted to our opinions of Jennifer Aniston. So let me understand the last 5 bloggers, if we don’t care for JA, were bitches, unlike you saints who say wonderful and kind words about Angelina Jolie! I think I see a pattern here regarding JA fans. By the way, did you a have a slumber party for 16yr olds going on and each decided to voice your never ending love for JA? Boy, has she got you sucked in big time, spending money for her movies and such!

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ZZZZZZzzzz August 23, 2009 at 4:09 pm

I mean god what kind of women glues fake nipples to her tits so they can look erect or rubs ice on them? She makes women look like shit. Angie doesn’t even have to try to be beautiful, she just is… and no wonder why Brad left her, he had to run far away to get that whiny, complaining voice out of his head. Didn’t he say it takes her 3 hours to get ready? 3 hours, and she still looks like that? She is insecure and she holds on to the past. It really is sad. Someone that obsesses over carbs and tan skin so much! Talk about getting a life. If she cares so much about how she looks, then why is she still so ugly? She needs a face transplant, not more nose jobs. A million nose jobs couldn’t fix that honker. I wish she would just fade into oblivion already, sheesh. You know those last few posts singing her praises are from her probably. Lol. I don’t know anybody that likes her at all unless they are as insecure about their looks like she is. And she did have hairline surgery, if you look really closely at it, you can see the scar. Ewww she’s gross!

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QuinnM August 25, 2009 at 10:37 am

This site is just too funny. I saw a traile for Jennifer Aniston’s new movie yesterday and actually had a nightmare about her last night and woke up feeling ill. She is just a shrill, whiny, obnoxious, and unattractive woman. As for the people who love her, I can tell you that in almost every other way aside from getting paid millions of dollars to do virtually nothing, that I could compare to her and come out ahead. I think most people could, if they aren’t self-indulgent bastards.

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Thatzmsbitch August 26, 2009 at 8:07 pm

I don’t believe it! Is there one to bash Miley, Eva, Julia(sorry, she’s just a kentucky derby reject), Jessica Alba(snotty-ass bitch)? I can’t stand the aniston creature. She should be banished. Why does she exist in the media? I think her lasting legacy is going to be that she annoyed millions to their deaths. When I see her, I want to smash things! She pisses me off! If I ever saw her, I’d be so tempted to go up to her & say “Nobody cares! Go kill yourself.”

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Billy August 28, 2009 at 6:09 pm

OOOhhhhhhhh Nooooo! I just read that Woody Allan may be considering the great dramatic actress, hilarious comedienne, sex symbol, etc. JENNIFER ASSISTON for a role in a new movie. Please, please, please Woody, don’t do it. The stupid old bitch doesn’t have the brains or talent to pull off any role you might create for it. It would ruin you! All your other leading ladies are highly intelligent, versatile, beautiful, etc., but this twerp–no way–way beneath you.. I’d like to see her try the philosophic dialog between you and Diane Keaton in Love and Death.

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Lori August 30, 2009 at 4:52 pm

Billy, I don’t think you need worry about Jennifer Aniston doing a Woody Allen movie, I mean come on, it would be like Pee Wee Herman playing James Bond. Just can’t see it happen!!!!!

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Billy August 31, 2009 at 7:45 pm

Lori, That was a great great analogy (I think that’s the word)! Also, there are some really funny impressions of JA on YouTube. One of them is of her doing her Smart Water Commercial and another is one of her quoting lines from famous movies. The girl doing them has really got her down with all the stupid facial expressions along with playing with the hair, whiny voice, etc. You have to see it! Just go to Youtube and type in “Jennifer Aniston Impressions”, you’ll love it. Billy

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Donna D September 3, 2009 at 7:51 am

Among the most laughable things about this woman–and there’s a lot to laugh at–is that she spends hundreds of thousand of dollars on her hair which looks no different than half of the women you see on the street. Straight hair, parted down the middle can be achieved with a twenty five dollar straightener from Wallmart. Every “character” she plays has straight hair, parted down the middle. A diiferent style might give a tiny impression that she wasn’t doing yet another Rachael Green.

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Amanda September 4, 2009 at 5:40 pm

I Hate her so much. She’s been annoying since I was 10 years old and I’m 22 now. Her face is so annoying. If I literally meet her one day, I will tell her how much I can’t stand to look at her in her face.

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Laren September 4, 2009 at 7:57 pm

She looks OLD! Too old to play the “ingenue” with her stringy, straight hair covering half of her face. All of her characters in her movies are the SAME. Did I mention I hate her straight, stringy hair?!

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Kel September 8, 2009 at 12:00 pm

Who cares if I like her or not: If I had the chance to sleep with her I would in a second. She has a hot body and I’d love to spend some time with her.

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tenley September 9, 2009 at 1:00 pm

I typed into Google “I hate jennifer aniston” and came here, oh thank God someone just laid it out like it is. The woman simply will not go away. I have decided that she is actually paying media outlets and/or certain editors, out of her own pocket or out of a marketing budget she has for herself, to run “news stories” about her at least two-three times a week. Because for crying out loud she has to be the dullest “star” ever.

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Daniela September 11, 2009 at 7:40 pm

Wow -to have that much hate for someone is really pathetic. Remember, she is a human being too and a wonderful one at that. Sounds to me that someone is a bit jealous. Stop the hate -focus your energy on building people UP, not down.

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Ashley September 12, 2009 at 11:23 am

She needs to just go!
She needs to stay in Television or just not be in the business at all!
How can she possible compete with Jolie or even any other actress?!

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Billy September 12, 2009 at 2:30 pm

Right on Ashley! JA thinks she’s so cute and adorable. Ha Ha! What a joke. It’s so sickening. How about that cutesy little smile on the cover of GQ? Look at meeeeee. Then there’s a picture of her trying to look mysterious, serious and beautiful. The picture is in grey steely tones like she’s been painted with some weird makeup and it’s ridiculous. She is so obnoxious the way she flips her hair around and her screechy voice and her feeble attempts at humour. In her interviews she can’t seem to sit still, always waving her hands around and flipping the stupid hair. I hate myself for hating her but I can’t help it. What a jerk and people seem to buy into it.

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pamela September 13, 2009 at 12:24 am

Jennifer Aniston in yet ANOTHER romantic comedy. aarrgh! she needs to give it up, already. No talent, can’t
keep a man, poor me, poor me. Look at me, pleeeease! I’m posing naked, I’m dying for any attention I can get. Jennifer, I’m just NOT that into you!

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Billy September 13, 2009 at 11:57 am

I just saw the trailer for “Love Happens” and how studpid and corny. Another tsunami of bullshit. When will it end??? Exactly the same theme with very slight variation as in all her other movies. She’s the same old self thing as usual. It’s so BAAAAAAAAAAD. Take a hike please. Spare us. Noo More of this crap.

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JP September 21, 2009 at 5:55 pm

I am so glad I found this website. I fucking hate Jennifer Aniston!!!!! My fucking boyfriend loves her though and I can’t see why. She is the most worthless human being on the planet!!!! UGHHHHHHH

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Anonymous September 22, 2009 at 10:20 am

My least favorite celebrity!
She’s absolutely pathetic and has no talent.

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Donna D September 23, 2009 at 11:39 am

What a delight “Love Happens” is with its fresh-as-spring plot and Ms. Aniston’s radical departure from her usual quirky/love lorn woman character. I think i smell an Oscar!

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Lori September 23, 2009 at 1:54 pm

Hey Donna, maybe your right! If not for this movie only perhaps she may have a chance at scoring not one but up to 3 Oscars when her next two movies come out! I can feel it in my bones…to bad I’m not a betting woman! Yeah right!!!!!!!!!!!

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Billy September 25, 2009 at 9:17 am

I think I smell another stink bomb not an Oscar.

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Lori September 26, 2009 at 11:59 am

Now Billy, I hope you realize that Donna and myself were displaying complete sarcasm regarding the “Outstanding” thinks she can act Jennifer Aniston. See, thats the only problem with blogging…one can not catch the voice inflections.

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Billy September 26, 2009 at 1:16 pm

Hi Lori, Wow, I didn’t pick up on Donna’s sarcasm–For a minute there I thought she was serious. But now that I think about it, how could anyone think “Love Happens” is a radical departure from J Chiniston’s other movies. It’s the same old BS, just a different guy, different city, same old plot, etc. I did pick up on yours though. Bravo! Did you listen to her sing “I’ve Got a Crush on You”? It was on the “Ellen” show and they tried to make it like it was “impromptu”. Yeah, right! It was so obviously a set up. JA probably practiced with a voice coach for weeks knowing she’d be asked to sing before appearing on the show. What a big phony bitch!

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Hermojo September 30, 2009 at 8:10 pm

I am a 40 year old woman and I’m going through a divorce. I can promise I will not be talking about it some four years from now. It’s a horrible process and I have to say I still have little sympathy for this woman. In Hollywood, a divorce can make or break an actor’s career. For instance, I could not stand how Tom Cruise treated Nicole Kidman. Look who won Oscars and is more credible today. I always felt Jennifer A. married Brad Pitt to break in to films and still uses his star power to stay relevant. I’m not even one of those girls who thinks he’s totally hot. However, when Pitt and Angelina Jolie were together I thought, ‘This looks right.’ I was watching TV and Mr. and Mrs. Smith was on and the energy between those two is just kismet. Awesome! In today’s economy I would say Jennifer A. is a bad investment for a movie. She’s horrible and I’m so tired of hearing about her it made me quit reading about celebs anymore. Egad. Jolie has done some pretty crazy stuff, but cleaned up her act. I am a huge fan since Gia. JA has had so much work done since Friends and I’m surprised no one has ever done a before and after. She will never win an Oscar and I bet no man will ever marry her again. The men are repelled you can tell she just wears them down.

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Paz Santos October 6, 2009 at 1:39 pm

I hate her face, her movies.. everything… ugly

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Billy October 7, 2009 at 7:57 am

I hate her too. With all her plastic surgery they missed her big, floppy ears. They are sooo ugly and no wonder she keeps her hair covering them (plus most of her face). That hair style is great for flipping though and covering those ears. Hopefully they will be next on the plastic surgery list.

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Natalia October 17, 2009 at 9:27 pm

I don’t know her personally, and i have never liked her acting. I can imagine how embarrassing it must have been for her husband to leave her for a much better looking woman (who can act), and parade around starting families, especially since she so desperatley wants one.
Although this is the case, i can say i don’t like her and she is in NO way physically attractive. If you wiped out her face, her figure is pretty good for her age, however, with that bank balance id expect nothing less.
As much as i can speculate from a personal perspective i cannot be arrogant and assume that i know the truth of the story. Keep in mind that most of what you know are stories and versions of the truth that people such as journalists and photographers choose to show and tell the public. It is really easy to take a picture of Jen crying in the street and make up a whiny horrible story about her personal life that has neither truth nor substance.
All i am saying is, its fine to be sick of the wingy media coverage of this woman, the same sad tales about brad and her love life, her terrible acting and horse like face which you cant deny is a problem, but dont assume that all these stories are telling the truth or are based on fact. Gossip magazines are called gossip for a reason, and its plain naieveness to assume that they know or tell the truth to make a cover story.

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Spellitright October 20, 2009 at 5:16 am

Thank God for this thread!
Although I appreciate that there are more important things in life than commenting on celebs it shows how many spelling mistakes all the Jen Aniston fans make, and how the Angelina fans at least know how to write – lol!
Jen is white trash, needy and useless and no matter if she cares or not: the universe cares. She never wanted kids with the man she (apparently) loved – and why is that? Because she is self-obsessed and shallow.
People who say she will ever win an Oscar know as much about acting as sea urchins know about politics…

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Nika November 2, 2009 at 3:09 am

She is best!She is so funny,so pretty,so cool….
In this story Angelina is only bitch….
John and Jen are cutest…….
Jennifer isn’t lost Brad,Brad lost her……..

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Lori November 4, 2009 at 5:14 am

Nika, were you drunk or high when you posted your blog.?

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Billy November 4, 2009 at 2:28 pm

To Nika, What have you been smokin??? Funny? Pretty? Cool? That was the best move Brad ever made by dumping her. She’s so borrrrring, shallow, trite, greedy, phony, vain. And that new movie coming out, “The Baster”. How disgusting. I can just see images of her sticking a turkey baster up her you know what–twat is the word. Grossss, disgusting, really bad taste. I truly HATE her.

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Puh lease. November 5, 2009 at 6:07 pm

Have you guys noticed how angry and self-righteous all bitter Jen-hags become whenever anything even remotely bad is said about her? Yet they go on and on trying to find the smallest things to harp on Jolie (or Pitt for that matter) and bash her because in their pathetic, twisted minds she is ALWAYS wrong: She takes her kids to buy toys? Oh, that’s so wrong! She feeds them Cheetos? The horror! She helps humanitarian causes? That’s for publicity! She wears black? Oh, god, why doesn’t she wear some more color? She doesn’t wear black? Jesus, she looks horrid in yellow!

You guys see what I mean?

I even saw forums/websites ENTIRELY dedicated to trash both (but mostly Jolie, of course)…and they copy and paste their pictures in order to show how much they don’t “match”, that he’s “tired of her” and that she’s had plastic too many plastic surgeries (yet they never noticed AnUston’s – having the nerve to call her a “natural beauty”…LOL!). That can only mean they’re more obsessed with her than any of her most faithful fans – is they have all the trouble to find pictures that can “prove” their deranged, delusional theories then they MUST be obsessed with her.

I don’t know what is wrong with these people (besides not being able to write proper sentences like Nika…LMAO!). I’m not saying I don’t hate anyone. I do, obviously, considering I’m here but when I notice the hate I feel is consuming me I try to find other things to do: for instance, I haven’t been here trashing AnUston for a long time. But them, the AnUston fans? They’re everywhere! Besides the “hate Jolie” special sites, they love posting on Dlisted, Popsugar, JustJared, Imnotobsessed, Celebitchy, Perezhilton…wherever they can post their hatred towards her, they’ll be there. I’m not registered in any of these websites but I can clearly notice the same people, using different nicknames…writing basically in the same way.

And then they call Angelina Jolie fans “crazy”, “loonies” and “pathetic”.

Funny, isn’t it?

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Puh lease. November 5, 2009 at 6:10 pm

I meant “IF they have all the trouble to find pictures that can “prove” their deranged, delusional theories then they MUST be obsessed with her”.

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Mary November 7, 2009 at 2:37 pm

She is ugly and no personality.

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Haille November 9, 2009 at 1:59 pm

OMG what the hell are you people talking about I don’t know how I managed to stumble upon the horrible web page but all I have to say is that you people are just jealous of her success. I fell like I should stick up for her and say she’s not ugly and not whiney, she’s beautiful and has just been through alot of bad relationships and therefore has a right to have her say about her life, half the things press print are made up and she probabally hasn’t said most of the stuff anyway, and also probabally would rather have her personal life private. So just give her a break.

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Courtney Cox November 15, 2009 at 9:30 pm

she just sucks. period.

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Robin November 19, 2009 at 6:53 pm

I read all the blogs, and have to say I disagree with the people that say we are jealous of Ms. Aniston. I am not jealous of her, I however do not care for her at all! I’m not bragging but I could truly hold my own in the looks department to Aniston. Oh, by the way, my husband of 10yr’s left me for another woman, and I am all for the relationship that Brad and Angelina have. As a matter of fact, I think it was or is a much better fit then the pairing that Aniston and Pitt had. Life goes on Jen fan’s. Deal with it!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Shannon November 21, 2009 at 5:47 pm

Ughh, I just can’t stand Jennifer Aniston..
ESPECIALLY because my ex was like madly in love with her and I just realized that she looks like his ex… who he was in love with while he said he loved me.
FML.
And Jennifer Aniston’s.

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Anonymous November 21, 2009 at 11:04 pm

148 responses all saying the same regurgitated thing. Sounds like the same person posting over and over again. Try taking your own advice and “get over it.” Why waste so much time and energy over someone who hasn’t done anything to you or anyone you know? Stop posting about hate and send some love to the world. Send some to Jen since you think she needs it so much. Maybe she will become the person you want to force her to become.

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Billy November 23, 2009 at 9:59 am

She has done something to me–she exists and I’m subjected to her drivel on talk shows and seeing her ugly face plastered on the cover of nearly every magazine I see. I will admit it’s let up somewhat lately. YEA!! Maybe she’s on the way out!

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