In Touch weekly completed it’s poll and published it’s ” best breasts of hollywood” list: 1. Jessica Simpson 2. Tyra Banks 3. Scarlett Johansson 4. Carmen Electra 5. Lindsay Lohan 6. Katherine Heigl 7. Audrina Patridge 8. Jennifer Aniston 9. Megan Fox 10. Beyonce Knowles
Clearly, this poll is not correct. While Jessica indeed has a nice rack, it’s just okay…there are many on this list who are undeserving of the honors, and many that should be revised by women who KNOW breasts “in the biblical sense.”
Aside from my girlfriend (total nookie later for that inclusion), the best breasts should go to:
Christina Aguilera, post pregnancy.
Still firm, perky, substantial, and a whole lot of wow: 
As a person who knows breasts, who would you suggest top the list?
