I always knew that I loved Australian women because the accent is hot, and I always held the belief that they put out. Australia was founded as a colony for criminals, so there was some fierce animal sex happening in the outback, right? My evidence was sparse…that Portia de Rossi puts out (because Ellen wouldn’t be marrying her otherwise), and Nicole Kidman puts out (because…well…she’s pregnant).
Now, my dreams have finally been realized – I have proof! Check out these stats: According to news.com.au, out of 2,000 women surveyed from around Australia; 1 in 5 have made a sex tape, and 70% of women in their 20s had sexual SMS exchanges.
Trip to Australia anyone?
Here is Cate Blanchett, Australian actress, looking red-cheeked and happy after a rough-and-tumble roll in the sack. Well, maybe not, but in my dreams she’s all leg, and all about me.
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The Aussies seem to have great cheek bones in their lineage as well.
I knew there was a reason why I always dug the Aussie/ NSW accent.