Joining the Lilith Fair lineup refueled my hopes that Kelly Clarkson is trying to become the lesbian I knew she always was inside. She recently confirmed the touring on JustJared.com by saying :“I’m so pumped for Lilith Fair!!… I’m doing 11 shows, I think?? We should have the dates on my website soon if not already! I can’t wait!”
You can’t wait to be singing with a bunch of lesbian icons or hooking up with a bunch of groupies…either way it looks very suspicious to me…in a good way. You know, that jilted love power-pop doesn’t come out of nowhere…
