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Jennifer Aniston wants to BECOME Angelina?

by Jul on March 5, 2009 · 6 comments

I’m as sick of her as you are…and I’m only reporting on this because there is a twist that is happening here. Since Jennifer couldn’t get anyone to care about her, or to hate Angelina, she now wants to become Angelina it seems. She recently told Elle UK:

“Though romantic comedies are her bread and butter Jennifer tells ELLE she’d love to get more physical in a film, ‘I get offered funny, quirky, pretty roles,’ she says, with a slight roll of the eyes. ‘I’d love to do an action movie. James Bond! Glamour! Daniel Craig! Shit-loads of fun!”

Gheesh Jennifer. Your not tough. Your not edgy.

You’re just lame. flaccid even.

Prediction? Jennifer will now take the tactic that Brad and Angelina are “not” the enemy, Jennifer will try to get married, maybe even adopt a child, and try for action roles…all while denying that she’s eerily replicating Angelina.

Is she for real?

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

Dawg March 5, 2009 at 8:48 am

Jen,

Stalk someone else. It’s time to move on. This song’n'dance is beyond old.
Also, it seems you’d be better fit to be a lesbian, since you like to clone yourself to the one you love. You know all dyke lesbian couples end up looking like one another.

Peace,
Dawg

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lauren June 16, 2009 at 2:37 pm

jesus shes pathetic lmao
bond girl?
hahaha!
hallee berry
lana wood
rachel grant
lmao they was gorgeous bond girls
fukin ell use her people will know there really scrapin bottom of the barrel!
a fukin pig would be a better job then her as a bond girl xD

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Cheryl February 2, 2010 at 11:55 pm

Aniston is the patron saint of the homely, insecure, manipulative and
boring woman.
She is also delusional. Bond girls are beauties.
Angelina Jolie IS a Bond girl.

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Mo December 29, 2010 at 5:48 pm

I love her interview where she said she didn’t need a man/husband to have a child. Hm. Sounds like she wants to adopt a kid from Cambodia. Will she name him Baddox? What a poseur.

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Jessica June 16, 2011 at 9:29 am

I am not hating her but I can absolutely see no reasons why she is called A listen Actress. I can’t also remember 1 single movie of her that I want to see again. Also as a person what has she done to contribute to this world? all she cares as I see is to take care of her body, her scaring face and make friends with rich famous people so her name is mentioned. I never see her going any where in the poor countries to help, never heard a word about Jennifer donating 1 Dollar to help some one. Also if she is such a nice sweet woman, this is a question for all who think she is the wonderful woman and Brad is so stupid for leaving me, please answer me how come since then no men could stay with her longer than a few months??? please tell me why??? She posed photos hugging tight with dozen of men, being in bed with at least double of a dozen since Brad Pitt left her but is there just one man who can stand her let alone wanting to marry her, tell me why Mann, why, because they know how fake she is after spending a short while with her, a woman who does nothing meaningful but only care about her body and pocket. I can’t stand seeing her the whole time on newspaper showing her bottom etc… her figure is not the worst but I am sure she is overrated in all senses, particularly in the sense of being a nice person.

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laila December 9, 2011 at 6:58 am

Umm…She might if she keeps trying for the next 150 years….Oh,wait…lol

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