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Jennifer Aniston is nauseatingly predictable.

by Marie on December 15, 2008 · 8 comments

It’s not so magical that I saw this coming a mile away. On 11/14, in “Does anyone else hate Jennifer Aniston?” (link here) I stated:

“Do something interesting. Act well, take off your clothes, or just make me laugh.”

It seems she took option 2.

Well, either I am a predictive genius, or Jennifer Aniston is as desparate as I thought to remain relevant. Either way, I did say that if she caught my attention, I’d give her at least minimal coverage…so here’s the latest cover from GQ.

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1 Tina-cious.com December 15, 2008 at 7:20 am

Ha! I remember that post! LOLOL

At least she looks cute. :)

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2 urg December 15, 2008 at 7:45 am

bunny rabbit poses are always lurid.

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3 Kelly (Goldstar Dyke) December 15, 2008 at 9:00 am

I’m a Team Angelina girl. I may as well be looking at a naked pic of Richard Simmons.

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4 beth December 15, 2008 at 9:40 pm

Memo to GQ: it’s just you. Taking off your clothes, wearing some stripey tie and posing like a… dog? bunny? gerbil? doesn’t make *all* of us salivate.

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5 Dawg December 16, 2008 at 6:44 am

Bravo Team Angelina …

Jennifer you’ve just insulted the easter bunny, wtg

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6 Amanda December 17, 2008 at 4:58 am

Can you spell a-i-r-b-r-u-s-h-e-d?

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7 laila February 6, 2010 at 5:01 pm

why they keep printing this granny on mag cover?it is enough to puke anybody, atleast they should cover her face to save people from getting sick.
jen is so ugly that when she goes for bath the water jumps out.Just look at the face. Long nose. A chin that could be used as a weapon,sunken cheeks,those super-close beady eyes,elephant size ears and horrible thin lips.her face actually looks like a pizza with cheese ripped off.its so amazing how Hollywood and media can brainwash people by calling somebody beautiful on TV and films who is actually is so ugly even after having so much surgery.

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8 Nicole April 18, 2010 at 8:10 am

My hubbie and I find Jennifer to be very unappealing…

We so miss the actresses of yesteryear…our yesteryears would be the 60s and 70s. Natalie Wood, Katherine Ross, Suzanne Pleshette…real stunners. He especially adored Natalie with her perfect face and huge eyes…all the things Jennier Aniston does not have.

And actresses from the 40s and 50s…check them out by Googling:
Gene Tierney, Vivien Leigh, Gina Lollabrigida, Grace Kelly…and even though Marilyn was not quite as perfect in her facial features, she was the ultimately designed woman…and I am straight, by the way; my husband and friends have their favorite…Marilyn!

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