Recently, Jessica Simpson angered PETA for writing on her twitter “I’m thinking about getting a pet pig. Does this mean I’ll have to give up pork?”
This, in case you don’t know, is Jessica Simpson trying to be philosophical…or more likely, trying to figure out “the tough questions of life,” like if owning a pig means you shouldn’t eat them.
PETA’s response? “Pigs, who are smarter than dogs and every bit as sensitive to pain and stress, don’t belong in Jessica’s stomach or carted around as her latest accessory.”
What PETA should have said? “Pigs are smarter than Jessica Simpson and don’t belong in her stomach or carted around as her latest accessory.”
Rule for Jessica: Don’t have anything as a pet that could beat you in a game of checkers.
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Maybe she could have a pet earthworm.