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Katie Holmes may no longer be human.

by Jul on March 2, 2009 · 1 comment

So this is what it looks like when you are a skeleton with flesh stretched around it…but the rumor from The Daily Mail, is that Katie Holmes and Tom didn’t attend the Oscars because she was feeling “lethargic” from her detox diet. She’s reportedly doing something from a Scientology book on conception and marriage. What a disaster.

Katie, I’m no scientist, but taking diet tips from a SCIENCE FICTION WRITER is likely not a smart move. Needless to say, following the religion of a guy who said “”The way to make a million dollars is to start a religion” is also not a smart move.

My religion is far more fun. If you’re interested, the initiation involves showing up to my door in a bikini, being blindfolded, and “experiencing the power of Grayskull.” Oh…that’s only the beginning.

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Sasha March 2, 2009 at 7:06 pm

LOL, OMG ….” My religion is far more fun. If you’re interested, the initiation involves showing up to my door in a bikini, being blindfolded, and “experiencing the power of Grayskull.” Oh…that’s only the beginning.” … I have to say that i used to play He-Man and She-Ra when I was little and I always the sorceress …. remember her? She was hot! lol …. luv it!

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