While it should be ME making the birthday dinner, putting the candles on the cake, and servicing Kelly Ripa in any way she sees fit (please be in a position that requires nudity), instead the duties seem to fall to her husband and kids. Yeah, she’s straight, but a girl can dream….I mean, come on…she turning 38, and getting better by the year.
Happy Birthday Kelly Ripa!


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Would it be weird if she jumped out of her own cake??
Ha, Renee!