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L Word Honesty: I’m grossed out by Dylan.

by Jul on February 16, 2009 · 14 comments

Anyone else think Dylan is an unsexual sleezy disgusting loser who should not be with Helena? Look, I know that in real life, Dylan has banged Ellen – and I suppose that counts for something. But, hot…she is not. And yes, Helena seems whiny, insecure and spoiled…but, she does have some redeeming qualities – she has a cool accent, and looks great.

Oh…and that million-hour love scene? Not hot. I would have rather seen Helena making out with a horse…or maybe, that’s what I did see. I’m not even sure at this point.

So, after watching Episode 6…here’s my take. What’s yours? Agree or Disagree, I’d like to know what you think.

{ 14 comments… read them below or add one }

Jenn February 16, 2009 at 7:07 pm

I don’t like Dylan either, and I think Helena is way too hot for her. Dylan seems pathetic and desparate. Maybe she is still feeling that way since Ellen kicked her to the curb and chose Portia.

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Irish February 16, 2009 at 7:29 pm

Dylan was WAAAAAY hotter when her hair was short! Something about her is kinda ceeper now….SO SAD. The million hour sex scene from 2 seasons ago (?) was the hottest I’ve EVER seen personally!

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amanda February 16, 2009 at 7:57 pm

AHHHHH — no no no, I totally disagree.

I think that Alex Hedison is really, really hot. The character is not likable, but I have a huge, embarrassing crush on Alex, for realsies. I was so pissed off at Ellen when she dumped her.

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Carol February 16, 2009 at 8:36 pm

“I would have rather seen Helena making out with a horse…or maybe, that’s what I did see. I’m not even sure at this point.”

LOMG. So, so funny. I agree solely because I find the Helena/Dylan reconnection storyline completely… pointless? People love Bette & Tina, Alice & Tasha, some even like Shane & Jenny. But I don’t think anyone was begging for Helena to get back with Dylan. Why Mrs. Chaiken?? Why?

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Pearls February 17, 2009 at 8:36 am

I actually like Dylan and I’m really happy that Helena finally has someone who loves her this much.. :)
Actually I’m mostly glad for Helena, not so for Dylan. But since Dylan left seasons ago, there has never been anyone that really ‘fitted’ being with Helena.
So there :)
I’m happy for them.
Plus the sex scenes were great.

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Sinnerviewer February 17, 2009 at 9:55 am

I am with you 100% – Dylan is nasty. She looks elvish.

I am also disappointed by Shane/Jenny – it just goes so against who Shane is.

This has been a disappointing season so far. I had expected really great things being that it’s the last season and it’s a short one. They are not going out with a bang, that’s for sure.

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p.Johanna February 17, 2009 at 12:40 pm

I so AGREE. I just have a question, does Dylan NOT know how to unfasten a bra? I bet that is the reason why Ellen dumped her ass, she has sex with BOTH parties still clothed at all times!

I went to a book signing and Hedison was very rude, acted very important even got on her cell phone…so that could be why I dislike her. That flippy clown hair is not helping her and since I saw her true “hollywood” color, there is nothing about her that I wanted to see.

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Jules February 17, 2009 at 1:42 pm

ooohh… that’s a bit harsh my dear. it’s jenny who grosses me out. yick! i’m not a fan of dylan’s hair and she doesn’t really do it for me, but… they do have chemistry!

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Helena February 17, 2009 at 2:59 pm

Dylan is pretty hot and her scenes with Helena are smoking. I don’t like the Jenny character but Mia is doing a great job

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Cristy February 17, 2009 at 4:39 pm

I agree. She is not attractive at all!! She looks like some sort of bird to me. Helena way way too hot for her. The sex scene did nothing for me. Now if Helena would have been bra-less then I would’ve giving it thumbs up. I agree that Mia is doing an awesome job with her character. Shane/Jenny does not make sense to me but I can’t get enough of Jenny. She cracks me up!

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KT February 17, 2009 at 6:45 pm

I thought their sex scene (you know, before Helena started crying) was incredibly sexy. Most L Word sex scenes portray feverish, crazed ravishing of one another – this was a nice change of pace. It was… romantic almost.

Still don’t think they should be together & that Dylan shouldn’t be forgiven. But still. It was hot, IMO.

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Jude in the sky February 18, 2009 at 10:41 am

I really don’t like Dylan, feel like leaving the room when she appears, but still, I kinda liked the sex scene with Helena (who’s way to hot and sweet for her anyway).
One of the things that really get on my nerves with Dylan is how pathetic she looks all the time. Sure, life’s tough when you’ve betrayed the love of your life, but move on! Go watch D.E.B.S or something. Have fun! When you’re smiling, life’s easier.

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Kristin February 19, 2009 at 9:50 pm

I TOTALLY agree! I think when Dylan was on the show before (with the short hair) she was much better looking, she grosses me out now too though.

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Tami February 23, 2009 at 8:13 am

she was hotter w/ her hair the other way…

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