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Breaking News: Being Gay makes you a model citizen.

by Jul on August 4, 2008 · 3 comments

According to Los Angeles Police Chief, William Bratton, Hollywood has calmed down a bit…but why? He stated to KNBC-TV, “If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.”

BBC reports that Lindsay was mad over the remark and stated that “Police chiefs shouldn’t get involved in everyone else’s business when it comes to their personal life. It’s inappropriate.”

Lindsay, you’ve been caught in various compromising positions over the years, but THIS you take issue with? Be quiet and just lean forward a little more…

…there’s my good citizen.

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admin August 4, 2008 at 5:28 pm

psht. Obviously Willie Bratton heard it here, first.
http://grrlplanet.com/2008/07/15/truth-eating-py-life-balance/

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