A man in Fort Myers shot himself twice in the arm after being denied sex by his girlfriend. Yes, it’s true and reported by the Asbury Park Press <if interested in the full story, click here>. It seems he wanted to get a little nookie, and the girlfriend wanted to get a little sleep. He got angry, went into the other room, and shot himself in the arm…which, frankly, makes no sense to me.
As noted by readers of this story, he should have shot himself in the foot if he wanted to be all dramatic…I mean, your arm can be kind of useful if your partner isn’t putting out, you know what I mean?
Optimus Prime demonstrates my meaning:
