I’m sure she’ll be texting me before I even finish writing this sentence, but TMZ is reporting that Megan Fox has called off her relationship with Brian Austin Green. It’s about time…but if I were him, I would be crying in a hole, and never come out…I would be sending not only ONE itouch (like Chris Brown did to Rihanna, see below post) but thousands of them.
Basically, I’d be bargaining with the Devil and shoving my soul in his direction for one more night with her.
So yes it’s true, I’ve got a wicked crush. Megan, take pity on a poor, poor blog writer…..
