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Miley Cyrus has a weird religion.

by Jul on August 28, 2008 · 3 comments

It was reported by OK Magazine online that Miley Cyrus said this to Pete Wentz backstage:

 

“I just met your beautiful wife backstage. I worship her — I’ll babysit!”

 

Who worships Ashley Simpson?

All I can say is that I’d hold on the babysitting request. I’m betting on that child being a weird lizard of sorts (I’d make a reference to the “V” Miniseries, but only the darkest nerds would get that). It might however, be green and lipsyncing some song. Children don’t come out with all the “surgical enhancements” that mama may have had….and sadly the talent gene isn’t really there. Poor kid doesn’t have a chance. 

Not that all lizards are bad. That Geico Gecko is pretty cool…so maybe there’s hope.

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1 Wrenny August 28, 2008 at 5:16 am

Ashely Simpson is a total loser. Even her older crazy sister Jessica is better than her. At least, better looking. I don’t think brains run in the family.

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