MSNBC.com has posted an article about nine ways to become a morning person…they suggest “making it a routine,” “letting the sunshine in,” and include “getting some extra help” (possibly medication). Okay folks, let’s be realistic: Sun shining on you in the morning is annoying, who wants to take sleeping medication, and I don’t know about you, but I am NEVER a morning person when having to go somewhere I hate (like work).
I wake up early on the following occasions: 1. for the promise of sex 2. Christmas morning 
