I would never suggest that Oprah is a lesbian, but she does seem to love her some breasts. When having Kate Winslet on her show recently to promote “The Reader,” Oprah said something very surprising to Kate, according to Jezebel:
“In all the scenes, your breasts do what real breasts do..”
My question….um…how would you know that, Oprah?
I mean, in my experience…I have breasts, but I can’t see what they’re doing – although I can certainly see what my girlfriend’s are doing. You can’t really see your own.
Very Suspicious.


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Sometimes I find that real breasts like to have a croissant with their cafe con leche.
That picture of Oprah is priceless.