Though the Spice Girls were nothing but annoying to me, Mel B is now a bit closer to my heart. I love her matching mom/daughter haircut. It’s sorta cool.
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Elin Nordegren has been through a lot of crap with her husband screwing everything that walks, and I genuinely like her. Why? She stays out of the spotlight (unlike the whiny Jennifer Aniston who is STILL talking about her relational woes with Brad), and she isn’t “sexing” it up for the cameras.
Still, she looks better than anything he was caught with.
Gotta give it to her.
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According to CelebSlam, Britney Spears just dropped $100K on a new bathroom. Even with a plasma tv, rain shower, life-size Lindsay Vonn cardboard cut-out and a wall-sized shark tank (my dream bathroom), I’m not sure how I could spend that much money.
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Okay Fantasia, so you have a bad haircut and dreams of being a “real” celebrity. The thing is, you’re not. So when you get hate mail, there is no reason to have high security around you. I get hate mail all the time. Buck up and deal with it.
..and while you’re at it. You might want to start closing your mouth in pictures.
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I am just as surprised by this as you are, but when I saw pics from NYC Fashion Week of Kelly Osbourne, there was no mistaking it. All of a sudden, this formerly sloppy girl got her act together and morphed into a hot chick. It’s amazing what kicking a drug habit, getting some exercise and having a stylist will do.
Kudos Kelly, you look amazing.
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Okay, here’s the scoop. Tammy wrote an entry in her blog yesterday that seems like it says pretty plainly that Melissa is cheating. Then…she deletes it.
Well, here it is…read it for yourself and decide. Is Melissa cheating?
Deleted entry from Hollywood Farm Girl (aka Tammy):
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Monday, February 15, 2010
AH, SWEET MUSE AND KEYCHAINS
well here she sits the truth eating at the flesh like acetone to fake nails
melting
disfiguring
disforming
soon she’ll be handicapped from all this withholding all this restraint to save what? for why?
how unpopular to voice the truth that does not match the super hero
the cape the theme song the tv show the movie the image
she wonder how long one thinks she will swallow one’s comings and goings and say nothing at all
tip tip tip tipping point
pointing straight up to the surface where the water breaks and the air begins where she can finally breathe again oxygen
no lies no images no bullshit no MUSE
what happens when she is done with the muse? some toss it aside some hoarders put it in a box and bury it some pretend it is not there anymore some just close their eyes and find a new muse elsewhere
someone they “finally connect with” someone who “finally understands them” someone who “is peaceful” someone that is “more in line with how they live”
we can all find reasons to leave the soulmate and find another marriage gets messy life gets dirty
love gets dusty especially if you refuse to garden it but yes a soulmate is only a soulmate
when you keep your soul involved and treat the other one like a mate
none of that and it’s like emotional abandonment or old pizza same thing same attitude
downdog find your balance core sun salutation
beMUSEd
there’s always another song to be written about what one can’t have about what one aches for about how perfect life might be if only she-were yours and not the one you have
no the one you’ve been building with
oh to be amused again
to laugh at the courting oh to pshaw the perfect planning
oh to have seen she was the girl in the wings
#239
god bless
don’t let this flesh eating virus erode her veins, eat its way to her heart and give a sad ending to this journey
no need no need the sun carne up today there’s worse things than to end this way
secrets kept secret oh so secret secret how much longer, rocky, how much longer?
slogans sayings melted into shirts and keychains
oh, she loves a giggle, oh to be aMUSEd.
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Allieiswired.com is reporting that Khloe is going to make a masturbation sex-tape for her husband to “take on the road” (he’s an athlete). This is going to fail:
1. He’s an athlete, chances are he is already cheating on you…and if he’s not…
2. He is going to show his friends your tape…and they may…
3. Post it on the Internet…but even if they don’t
4. Your marriage is likely not going to last, and it’s going to get out anyway because he’ll be mad at you or looking to make a few bucks.
Bad idea.
Look, I know what it’s like to be crazy, sexy in love….but I use mirrors. It’s like a sex tape but you don’t have a record of it when your done, and nobody can take it anywhere.
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I loved the movie “Precious.” It was incredible, powerful and I would recommend you see it. Monique was especially amazing in the film. As the character “Mary,” she was brutal, cruel and just transformed into the most abusive despicable person you could even imagine.
Saying this, I saw a sight almost equally heinous: Monique’s unshaven legs. Now, I know that a lot of people think it is “oppressive” for women to shave…but I write this blog, and I like them slick, clean and without much hair (remind you of anything?). So, when I saw these at the Golden Globes, I was horrified.
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